Brain Damage - Bill Cosby

Scalpel
Here
Sponge
Here
Wait
He's convulsing he's convulsing
Ah
We're gonna have to shock him
Oh my oh my god
We're gonna have to shock him
Oh my god
These are the results of a thousand electric volts
A neck with bolts nurse we're losin him check the pulse
A kid who refused to respect adults
Wore spectacles with taped frames and a freckled nose
A corny lookin white boy scrawny and always ornery
Cause I was always sick of brawny bullies pickin on me
And I might snap one day just like that
I decided to strike back and flatten every tire on the bike rack
Whosssssh
My first day in junior high this kid said
It's you and I three o'clock sharp this afternoon you die
I looked at my watch it was one twenty
I already gave you my lunch money what more do you want from me
He said don't try to run from me you'll just make it worse
My palms were sweaty and I started to shake at first
Something told me try to fake a stomach ache it works
I screamed owww my appendix feels like they could burst
Teacher teacher quick I need a naked nurse
What's the matter
I don't know my leg it hurts
Leg I thought you said it was your tummy
Oh I mean it is but I also got a bum knee
Mr
Mathers the fun and games are over
And just for that stunt you're gonna get some extra homework
But don't you wanna give me after school detention
Nah that bully wants to beat your a*s and I'ma let him
Brain damage ever since the day I was born
D**gs is what they used to say I was on
They say I never knew which way I was goin
But everywhere I go they keep playin my song
Brain damage
Way before my baby daughter hailey
I was harassed daily by this fat kid named d'angelo bailey
An eighth grader who acted obnoxious cause his father boxes
So everyday he'd shove me in the lockers
One day he came in the bathroom while I was pissin
And had me in the position to beat me into submission
He banged my head against the urinal 'til he broke my nose
Soaked my clothes in blood grabbed me and choked my throat
I tried to plead and tell him we shouldn't beef
But he just wouldn't leave he kept chokin me and I couldn't breathe
He looked at me and said you gonna die honkey
The principal walked in
What's going on in here
And started helpin him stomp me
I made them think they beat me to death
Holdin my breath for like five minutes before they finally left
Then I got up and ran to the janitor's storage booth
Kicked the door hinge loose and ripped out the four inch screws
Grabbed some sharp objects brooms and foreign tools
This is for every time you took my orange juice
Or stole my seat in the lunchroom and drank my chocolate milk
Every time you tipped my tray and it dropped and spilt
I'm gettin you back bully now once and for good
I cocked the broomstick back and swung hard as I could
And beat him over the head with it 'til I broke the wood
Knocked him down stood on his chest with one foot
Made it home later that same day
Started reading a comic and suddenly everything became gray
I couldn't even see what I was tryin to read
I went deaf and my left ear started to bleed
My mother started screamin what are you on d**gs
Look at you you're gettin blood all over my rug
Sorry
She beat me over the head with the remote control
Opened a hole and my whole brain fell out of my skull
I picked it up and screamed look *what have you done
Oh my god I'm sorry son
Shut up you cunt I said f**k it
Took it and stuck it back up in my head
Then I sewed it shut and put a couple of screws in my neck
Brain damage
It's brain damage
I got brain damage
It's brain damage
It's probably brain damage
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