The Pretzel Store - Laurie Berkner

I think you're really weird Damned and neurotic That green hair's kinda queer And it really makes me sick If talk is so cheap Then your bullshit's expensive Was

Kilroy was here he cashed a check And checked out His asphyxiation was such a mess When he was found Did I do you wrong I did you no wrong I'm selling you what

I never saw the trouble in front of me I never felt the whip come down Found my suicide motel room key It took an ol' blind bloodhound My record players broken