Miss Marmelstein - Barbra Streisand

Miss marmelstein miss marmelstein miss marmelstein
Oh why is it always miss marmelstein
Miss marmelstein miss marmelstein
Other girls get called by their first names right away
They get cozy intimate do you know what I mean
Nobody calls me: hey baby doll
Or honey dear or sweetie pie
Even my first name would be preferable
Though its terrible it might be better: its yetta
Or perhaps my second name thats tessye
Spells t-e-s-s-y-e
But no no its always miss marmelstein
Youd think at least miss m they could try
Miss marmelstein miss marmelstein
Miss marmelstein miss marmelstein miss marmelstein
Oh I could die
Im a very willing secretary
Enjoy my work as my employer will corroborate
Except for one disappointment one fly in the ointment
Its great I mean simply great
But the aggravation of my situation
I might as well get it off my chest
Its the drum appellation
Oh pardon the big words I apply
But I was an english major at c c n y
Drum appellation
Well literally I am persistently addressed
Persistently perpetually continually and inevitably addressed
Believe me it could drive a person positively psychosomatic
Why is it always miss marmelstein
Miss marmelstein miss marmelstein
Other girls get called by their nick names right away
Slightly naughty or riske
Do you know what I mean ha ha mmmmmmm
Nobody calls me : koo-chee-koo or boobala or passion pie
Even hey there babe thought not respectable
Aint so objectable
Its kind of crummy but chummy
Of course if I got married that would do it
So wheres the lucky guy ha
Till then it still is miss marmelstein
Everyday I get more and more fast
Miss marmelstein miss marmelstein
Miss marmelstein miss marmelstein miss marmelstein
Oh oh oh
I could bust