Jamie’s Petting Zoo - Guttermouth

Jamie's Petting Zoo - Guttermouth
以下歌词翻译由文曲大模型提供
Written by：Joseph Nunn/Scott Sheldon/Eric Davis/Mark Adkins

I've had my pet
我曾有过一只宠物
Since I was nine years old
从九岁起就陪伴身旁
I loved him and that it get to nine other call
我倾注了全部的爱 却换来九次背叛的伤
But one day he attacked
直到某天它突然攻击
I knew he didn't love me back
我才明白它从未爱过我
So I grabbed him like a football
于是我像抓起橄榄球
And punted fifty yards
将它狠狠踢向远方
Now I hate pets
现在我恨透了宠物
Take yourself to the vet
自己滚去兽医那里吧
Now I hate pets
现在我恨透了宠物
Dolphins trapped in little nets
海豚困在小网里挣扎
Now I hate pets
现在我恨透了宠物
You little f**king
你这该死的家伙
Screaming sh*t bag
只会尖叫的废物
I should of let your mother
我早该让你母亲
Eat you little f**ker
把你吃掉 小混蛋
So I got a little birdy
我曾养了只小鸟
And I trained it everyday
每天悉心教导
He knew thousands words
它学会千言万语
But then he flew away
却展翅飞离
But then I got him back
但我后来报复了他
The f**ker wouldn't shut his trap
那混账东西嘴巴不消停
So I took him to the bathroom
于是我把他拖进浴室
And rubbed his beak in sh*t
把他的嘴按进*里
Now I hate pets
现在我恨透了宠物
Spotted owls in their nests
连窝里的斑点猫头鹰也不放过
Now I hate pets
现在我恨透了宠物
Bagged a deer and made a vest
猎杀麋鹿做成背心
Now I hate pets
现在我恨透了宠物
Birds and bees and bears and bison
飞鸟、蜜蜂、熊与野牛
Pigs and parrots and pandas
猪猡、鹦鹉还有熊猫
I f**king hate them all
我恨透这一切
I was walking through the park
当我漫步公园时
When a snake peered from his hole
一条蛇从洞中窥探
A perfect opportunity
这绝佳的机会
To take the bastard home
正好带这混账回家
I chopped his f**king head off
我挥起园丁锄头
With my handy garden hoe
狠狠斩断那*头颅
And made a lovely hat band
做成精致帽饰
For my redneck cousin bo heee haaw
送给乡巴佬表亲 嘿嘿哈哈
Now I hate pets
现在我恨透了宠物
10000 volts to the chest
万伏电流穿胸膛
Now I hate pets
现在我恨透了宠物
Fed my cat some cigarettes
给猫喂食*烟卷
Now I hate pets
现在我恨透了宠物
You little f**king
你这该死的家伙
Screaming sh*t bag on me
朝我尖叫的废物
Bastard
混蛋
F**k you you
去你的
F**king pig sh*t licker f**k
恶心的肮脏东西