I Will Get a Vasectomy - Pink Guy

[00:00.42]I just wanna show my appreciation to how much I love kids
[00:03.65]And teens between the ages of twelve and seventeen
[00:06.10]Why, are kids so ******* stupid?
[00:13.23]Did their parents not beat them hard enough-enough-enough?
[00:20.93]I try
[00:24.58]To empathize with teens
[00:28.22]Because when I was younger
[00:30.68]I was stupid too-too-too
[00:34.97](It's true)
[00:35.62]But then I realized
[00:39.61]That I was never this stupid
[00:43.28]My friends were never this stupid
[00:46.47]Y'all are just dense-dense-dense
[00:50.89][01:24.26]Like damn
[00:54.46]I'm really, really concerned
[00:58.30]I wish your father would use that
[01:01.67]Wooden spoon-spoon-spoon
[01:04.66](Just ******* beat them already)
[01:06.27]I was being ironic man
[01:08.30]What a ******* loser.
[01:09.36]Do you have-
[01:09.91]Listen kids
[01:13.30]Being edgy is okay
[01:16.70]But the same ten jokes in a row
[01:19.51]That's not okay-okay-okay
[01:27.99]Is that all you can come up with?
[01:31.60]If you're gonna be racist at least be original, please
[01:37.89](Yeah, we're dead serious)
[01:39.41]If you're under seventeen
[01:42.97]Please don't ever talk to me
[01:46.65]You think this is part of the act
[01:49.43]But please don't come near me
[01:54.73]Dude, get a load of this guy!
[01:57.30]He-he-he's never heard of irony before!
[01:59.79]What-what a ******* loser dude!
[02:02.85]Jimmy it's past your bedtime
[02:04.97]Dad no
[02:05.79]Get back to bed
[02:06.00]I was just being ironic
[02:07.59]I don't care
[02:08.31]No dad please
[02:09.14]You're being a piece of *******t
[02:11.56]Take these spanks you little *******
[02:17.62]Daddy please, daddy please
[02:18.44]Who do you think you are?
[02:19.40]Who the ******* do you think you are?
[02:20.53]Talking to people on the internet like you're some piece of *******t
[02:23.99]Calling irony
[02:29.10]Take these ******* spanks you dumbass kid.
[02:29.35]I should've never given birth to you, you piece of *******t.
[02:32.96]Take that, I'm out of here
[02:34.36]******* you, son
[02:35.94]If I should even call you son
[02:38.97]Daddy, have you ever heard of irony before?
[02:43.57]I was just kidding
[02:44.65]That crying was ironic
[02:46.33]I wasn't actually crying
[02:47.61]What the ******* did you just say?
[02:49.10]You want me to come back here? Huh?
[02:50.63]No-nothing daddy, nothing
[02:53.00]That's what I ******* thought
[02:54.46]Go back to bed, it's 9PM