What Do You Do with a B.A. in English / It Sucks to Be Me(Explicit) - John Tartaglia

What Do You Do with a B.A. in English / It Sucks to Be Me (Explicit) - John Tartaglia/Jordan Gelber/Stephanie D'Abruzzo/Rick Lyon/Ann Harada/Natalie Venetia Belcon/Jennifer Barnhart
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Written by：Robert Lopez/Jeffrey Marx

What do you do with a B.A in english
英语学士学位能做什么
What is my life going to be
我的人生将何去何从
4 years of college
四年寒窗苦读
And plenty of knowledge
满腹经纶学识
Have earned me this useless degree
却换来这张无用的文凭
I can't pay the bills yet
账单堆积如山
'Cause I have no skills yet
却无一技傍身
The world is a big scary place
这世界如此庞大可畏
But somehow I can't shake
但我始终无法摆脱
The feeling I might make
或许我能改变些什么
A difference to the human race
为这个世界带来不同
Morning brian
早啊布莱恩
Hi kate monster
嗨凯特
How's life
最近怎样
Disappointing
糟透了
What's the matter
发生什么了
The catering company laid me off
餐饮公司把我解雇了
Oh I'm sorry
噢 真遗憾
Me too I mean look at me
我也是 看看我这副模样
I'm 10 years out of college
大学毕业已十年
And I always thought
我曾一直以为
What
什么
No it sounds stupid
不 这听起来很蠢
Oh c'mon
哎呀 别这样
When I was little
当我还是个孩子时
I thought I would be
曾幻想自己会成为
What
什么
A big comedian on late night tv
深夜电视里的大牌喜剧演员
Oh

But now I'm 32 and as you can see
如今三十二岁 现实却摆在眼前
I'm not
我并没能
Nope
不
Oh well
唉
Mm mm

It sucks to be me
生活真艰难
Noo

It sucks to be me
生活真艰难
No
不
It sucks to be broke and unemployed and turning 33
三十三岁失业潦倒 这滋味真糟糕
It sucks to be me
生活真艰难
You think your life sucks
你觉得人生很糟
I think so
我也这么想
Your problems aren't so bad
但你的烦恼不算什么
I'm kinda pretty
我还有点姿色
And pretty damn smart
脑子也算灵光
You are
你是
Thanks
谢谢
I like romantic things like music and art
我钟情浪漫 音乐与艺术
And as you know I have a gigantic heart
你也知道 我满怀赤诚
So why don't I have a boyfriend
为何至今仍孑然一身
F**k

It sucks to be me
生活真艰难
Me too
我也一样
It sucks to be me
生活真艰难
It sucks to be me
生活真艰难
It sucks to be brian
布莱恩也过得糟
And kate
还有凯特也是
To not have a job
没有工作可找
To not have a date
约会也找不到
It sucks to be me
生活真艰难
Whose life sucks more brian's or mine
谁更惨 布莱恩还是我
Ours
我们的故事
We live together
我们同住一个屋檐下
We're close as people can get
亲密无间如家人
We've been the best of buddies
我们是最要好的伙伴
Ever since the day we met
从相遇那天起就是
So he knows lots of ways to make me really upset oh
所以他总有办法让我心烦意乱
Every day is an aggravation
每一天都充满烦恼
C'mon that's an exaggeration
别这样 说得太夸张啦
You leave your clothes out
你把衣服随处乱丢
You put your feet on my chair
还把脚翘在我的椅子上
Oh yea you do such anal things like ironing your underwear
噢 你连内裤都要熨烫 这些琐事真让人抓狂
You make that very small apartment we share a hell
我们蜗居的小公寓被你搞得像地狱一样
So do you that's why I'm in hell too
你也是 所以我同样水深火热
It sucks to be me
生活真艰难
No it sucks to be me
不 是我最惨
It sucks to be me
生活真艰难
It sucks to be me
生活真艰难
Is there anybody here it doesn't suck to be
有谁的日子不糟糕吗
It sucks to be me
生活真艰难
Why you all so happy
你们为何这么开心
'Cause our lives suck
因为我们的生活一团糟
Your lives suck
你们的生活一团糟
I hearing you correctly ha
我没听错吧
I coming to this country for opportunities
我来这个国家是为了寻找机会
Try to work in korean deli
想在韩式便利店打工
But I am Japanese
可我是日本人
But with hard work I earned two master's degrees
但凭着努力 我拿下两个硕士学位
In social work
专攻社会工作
And now I a therapist
如今成为心理治疗师
But I have no clients
却没有客户上门
And I have an unemployed fiancé
还有个待业的未婚夫
And we have lots of bills to pay
账单堆积如山
It suck to be me
这生活真糟心
It suck to be me
这生活真糟心
I say it sucka sucka sucka sucka
我不断抱怨 抱怨 抱怨
Sucka sucka sucka sucka sucka
抱怨 抱怨 抱怨 抱怨
Sucka sucka sucka suck
抱怨 抱怨 抱怨
It suck to be me
这生活真糟心
Uh excuse me
呃 打扰一下
Sorry to bother you but I'm looking for a place to live
抱歉打扰 但我在找落脚的地方
Why you looking all the way out here
为何你要远眺至此方
Well I started in avenue a
我最初驻足在A大道旁
But so far everything's out of my price range
可周遭一切都超出预算
But this neighborhood looks a lot cheaper
这片街区倒显得实惠些
Oh and look a for rent sign
看那挂着招租的牌匾
You need to talk to the superintendent
需与管理员细商谈
Let me get him
待我唤他前来
Great thanks
感激不尽
Yo gary
哟 加里
I'm coming I'm coming
我来了 我来了
Oh my god it's gary coleman
天啊 是加里·科尔曼
Yes I am
没错就是我
I'm gary coleman
我是加里·科尔曼
From tvs different strokes
来自电视剧《不同的成长》
I made a lot of money
我赚了很多钱
That got stolen by my folks
但都被家人拿走了
Now I'm broke and I'm the butt of everyone's jokes
如今我身无分文 沦为众人笑柄
But I'm here the superintendent
但我仍坚守在这里
On avenue q
在Q大道的管理处
It sucks to be you
你的处境真糟糕
You win
你赢了
It sucks to be you
你的处境真糟糕
I feel better now
我现在感觉好多了
Try having people stopping you to ask you
试想被人拦下追问的滋味
Whatch you talkin' 'bout willis
你在胡说什么呢
It gets old
这都老生常谈了
It sucks to be you
你的处境真糟糕
On avenue q
在Q大道的管理处
Sucks to be me
我也很惨
On avenue q
在Q大道的管理处
Sucks to be you
你真不幸
On avenue q
在Q大道的管理处
Sucks to be us
生活真糟糕
But not when we're together
但只要在一起就不觉得
We're together here on avenue q
我们相聚在这条Q大道
We live on avenue q
我们住在Q大道
Our friends do too
朋友们也都在这里
Till our dreams come true
直到梦想实现的那天
We live on avenue q
我们住在Q大道
This is real life
这就是现实生活
We live on avenue q
我们住在Q大道
You're gonna love it
你会爱上这里
We live on avenue q
我们住在Q大道
Here's your keys
这是你的钥匙
Welcome to avenue q
欢迎来到Q大道