Pie(The Rock) - Jim Johnston

Pie (The Rock) [feat. Slick Rick] - Jim Johnston (吉姆·庄士敦)/Slick Rick
Ha ha ha
Hmm
Hmm mmm mmm
You know the rock's gonna
Tell you a little story
You ain't gonna believe it
But he's gonna tell you anyway
It's tough to be the rock
Ah na na shut your mouth no no
It really is
Even though the rock is
The rock is the most electrifying man
In all of showbiz
You see when the rock gets
Too much
Too much of the fame
And all the bright lights
Too much
He likes to kick back and have
A slice of that unadulterated delight
Welcome to rick's bakery can I help
Wait a minute
Aren't you the famous rock
Yeah the rock the people's champ in the house
What's happenin slick
Oh my god hey how you doing
Guy listen you gotta take a picture
Before you leave guy
Whoa
The rock don't wanna take pictures
The rock just wants a piece of pie
You gotta any of that in this bakery
Oh I got every kinda pie you can think of
I got strawberry pie blueberry pie
Blueberry what
Apple pie ah nah no no whoa whoa whoa
Actually slick it doesn't matter
What type of pie you have
Let the rock tell you a little story about pie
Drivin' down south though quickly aroused
When my car caught a flat
And then this old farm house
I hope somebody's home
Takin' a chance at it
Knocked on the door and this fine chick answered
You're the rock can I use your phone
I'm shakin' sure if you try some of this pie
I'm makin
Daisy dukes shorts on five foot stood
Said sure what the heck I mean it did smell good
So when she caught rock in the
Kitchen towards to rate her
There's her grandmother aunt and a chinese neighbor
Well the rock is gonna tell you again
You see it's tough to be the rock
Yeah the rock knows that might sound crass
Oh and by the way
All you jabroni's in the locker room
You can all come kiss the rock's ass
'Cause you know after the rock lays a smackdown
On some big fat ugly hermaphrodite
The rock needs a little distraction
And a slice sounds just right
The rock's thanks ladies and more kind words
Grandmother said be polite eat mine first
So I sat down tried her she looked quite glad
Had a strange tastin mold but it wasn't so bad
That's right the rock havin pie in the country
Devoured here's her aunt and stella was hungry
That's all rock said bored readin' the paper
Til finally a plate of the next door neighbors
Dogged it down fast 'cause it really did please
I mean it tasted so good rock was talkin' chinese
Ching bang wing gon aii that good pie
Oh that's the pie you was talkin' about
Oh yeah
The rock nose sun you can smake nough
It's tough to be the rock
No no no
It really is even
Because you are know
The rock is the most electrifying
Man in all of showbiz
You see when the rock gets
Too much too much
Too much of the fame
And all the bright lights
He likes to kick back and have a slice
No no no no no
Yeah the rock is ada hold on high
Sweet sweet
Da dada