Steve Berman (Skit) - Eminem

[00:01.60]Eminem: Heyyy!
[00:02.24]Steve: Hey, Em, what＇s up?
[00:03.42]Eminem: Steve Berman. What＇s goin＇ on, man, how youdoin?
[00:04.81] Good to see you again. What＇s up?
[00:06.04]Steve: Em, could you come here and have a seat, please?
[00:07.99]Eminem: Umm, yeah, what＇s...
[00:09.38]Steve: Vannessa, shut the door.
[00:10.57]Secretary: Okay.
[00:12.40]Eminem: So what＇s up? How＇s orders looking for thefirst week?
[00:14.72]Steve: It would be better if you gave me nothing at all.
[00:16.82]Eminem: Wh-
[00:17.84]Steve: This album is less than nothing. I can＇t sell this****ing record.
[00:21.03]Eminem: Wha-
[00:21.64]Steve: Do you know what＇s happening to me out there?
[00:23.14]Eminem: Wh-wha-what＇s the problem?
[00:24.10]Steve: Violent Ground told me to go **** myself!
[00:25.94]Eminem: Who＇s Violent...?
[00:26.66]Steve: Tower Records told me to shove this record up my ass!
[00:28.91]Do you know what it feels like to be told to have a recordshoved up your ass?
[00:30.33]Eminem: But, I-
[00:33.34]Steve: I＇m gonna lose my ****in＇ job over this.
[00:35.48]You know why Dre＇s record was so successful?
[00:38.00]He＇s rappin＇ about big-screen tv＇s, blunts, 40＇s and*****es.
[00:42.38]You＇re rappin＇ about *******uals and Vicadin.
[00:44.89]Eminem: I mean-
[00:45.95]Steve: I can＇t sell this ****!
[00:47.63]Eminem: What-
[00:47.63]Steve: Either change the record or it＇s not coming out!
[00:49.88]Eminem: What, I-
[00:50.47]Steve: Now get the **** out of my office!
[00:51.39]Eminem: What am I supposed-
[00:52.00]Steve: NOW!
[00:53.75]Eminem: Alright man, whatever.