Joel The Lump Of Coal - The Killers

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[ar:The Killers\/Jimmy Kimmel]
[al:Don't Waste Your Wishes]
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[00:00.00]Joel The Lump Of Coal (小煤球乔尔) - The Killers (杀手乐团)\/Jimmy Kimmel
[00:00.43]Some time ago at Santa's place
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[00:03.70]Up in the old North Pole
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[00:06.27]There lived a lump of anthracite
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[00:09.27]Whose parents called him Joel
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[00:12.65]Joel Joel the lump of coal
[00:15.64]Happy as a lump can be
[00:17.49]
[00:18.28]He just wants to keep Santa warm
[00:21.36]And make the elves cozy
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[00:24.31]But Santa Claus had other plans
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[00:27.59]For Joel one fateful day
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[00:30.63]Joel you're just the lump I need
[00:33.32]Come join me on my sleigh
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[00:36.67]Joel Joel the lump of coal
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[00:39.67]Heart leapt up with joy
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[00:42.26]I'll soon be Santa's present to
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[00:45.40]A lucky girl or boy
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[00:48.52]We'll laugh and play together
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[00:51.22]And we hold each other tight
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[00:54.63]Snuggle under clean white sheets
[00:57.37]When we go to sleep at night
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[01:00.29]Then Santa's elves all laughed at Joel
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[01:03.27]You're in for a surprise
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[01:06.23]You're not a special Christmas gift
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[01:09.48]You're just a booby prize
[01:11.10]
[01:12.34]What kid would ever want you
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[01:15.35]You're filthy as can be
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[01:18.64]Now you have to go and live
[01:21.29]With one who's been naughty
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[01:24.70]But I make heat poor Joel cried
[01:27.42]And electricity
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[01:30.41]You pollute the air
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[01:32.85]With CO2 and mercury
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[01:37.47]Joel Joel the lump of coal
[01:40.13]Fell down upon his knees
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[01:43.18]I don't wanna live with a naughty kid
[01:46.09]Don't make me Santa please
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[01:49.04]But Santa laughed his jolly laugh
[01:51.94]Ho ho you stupid lump
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[01:55.05]You're just the thing to teach this brat
[01:58.15]That Santa ain't no chump
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[02:01.22]So off they flew and before he knew
[02:04.22]Joel was in a sack
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[02:07.08]He cried and yelled to Santa Claus
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[02:10.09]Why don't we just go back
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[02:13.17]And then came Christmas morning
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[02:16.05]And much to Joel's surprise
[02:18.03]Much to Joel's surprise
[02:19.35]He saw a boy with the saddest face
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[02:22.32]And tears were in his eyes
[02:23.82]Tears were in his eyes
[02:25.29]He picked Joel up and held him
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[02:27.86]And said you can be my friend
[02:29.95]Hey man let's be friends
[02:31.46]I would've liked some presents but
[02:34.35]You're what Santa chose to send
[02:36.07]Santa chose to send
[02:37.33]It's true I've been a naughty boy
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[02:40.29]And maybe that's a sin
[02:41.82]Maybe that's a sin
[02:43.52]This is how Santa treats the kids
[02:46.01]I'm just glad that I'm not him
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[02:49.37]Joel Joel the lump of coal
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[02:52.41]Knew what he must do
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[02:54.79]He said now I know the reason why
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[02:58.35]I got sent to you
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[03:01.22]Cause when a person hurts inside
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[03:04.37]It turns him hard and cruel
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[03:07.23]But I know how to make your pain
[03:10.25]Into a precious jewel
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[03:13.19]So take me in your hand young man
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[03:16.31]And squeeze with all your might
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[03:19.05]Let's turn your pain and anger
[03:21.34]Into something that shines bright
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[03:25.23]Then Joel Joel the lump of coal
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[03:28.43]He gave his life away
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[03:30.97]So that one good naughty little boy
[03:34.00]Had a diamond on Christmas Day