Google(Explicit) - Garfunkel And Oates

The sky isn't blue
天空并非蔚蓝
And the ocean's not grand
而大海，也并不壮观
And string theory is easy to understand
弦理论简单易懂
The grass isn't green
草地并非绿油油
And the sun isn't bright
而太阳也不明亮
Healthcare will be resolved overnight
医疗保健问题将会一夜解决
The world isn't round
世界并非圆。
And the buddha's not zen
而现实并非如佛陀禅境那般平和启蒙
And we both have really good taste in men
我们都对男人很有品味
And there really is a black forest land
而那神秘的黑色森林
Where everyone gets all their ham
人人得其所欲
And I swear
我发誓
I f**kin' swear
我真的发誓
I didn't google you
我没有在网上搜索你
Okay
好吧
I did
真的
I admit it
我承认
It was so easy to do
这易如反掌
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And I know everything about you
我了解你的一切
You're not a s*x offender
你没有那种犯罪记录
But you failed home ec in 1997
可你在1997年考砸了家政课
It really isn't that weird
真的没那么奇怪
Come on

We're all adults here
我们都是成年人
Everybody googles each other
人人网上搜寻对方信息
Everybody does their facebook research
人人都在网上调查
It's how we get to know one another
这是我们了解彼此的方式
To make sure that we don't get raped
谨防不测风云
I don't have any mental disorder
我没有任何精神障碍
And I don't spend my weekends watching law order
我不会把周末时光浪费在法律上
It takes forever to get in my pants
我难以接近
This old fashioned girl likes romance
这个传统女孩喜欢浪漫
I am not fearful of being alone
我不害怕孤单
And zack morris had a really small phone
而扎克·莫里斯的手机真的很小
Ring ring ring r ring ring r ring ring
电话响当当
Cell phones in the '80s
八十年代的手机
And I swear
我发誓
S**t f**kin' swear
该死的，我发誓
And I know that you googled me too
知道你也在网上搜过我
How else would you have known
不然你怎么会知道
That my dog contracted herpes
我的狗得了疱疹
Sing it again
再唱一次
'Cause this melody
因为这旋律
Feels really good to sing
歌唱的感觉真好
Stop pretending it's taboo
别再假装它是禁忌
Like masturbation in the '50s
宛如上世纪五十年代的**行为
To make sure that you're not in p**n
确保你不涉及色情之中
I do not mean to be jealous already
我并不想嫉妒
But who is that girl in those pictures
但是照片里的那个女孩是谁
She's pretty
她很漂亮
I think you may have dated her
我觉得你可能和她交往过
Or maybe she's your lesbian friend
或许她是你的女同性恋朋友
I see that you got really drunk on your birthday
我知道你在生日那天喝得酩酊大醉
Was it sadness related
那是悲伤所致吗
Or were you just thirsty
或许你只是渴望解脱
I do not mean to make judgments now
此刻我无意评判
But if we date
但如果我们约会
Some things will have to change
有些事情必须改变
To make sure that you don't have cats
确保你没有养猫