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[ti:Bad Day (Feat. Jazze Pha)]
[ar:Asher Roth]
[al:Asleep In The Bread Aisle]
[by:活在當下]
[00:01.12]Asher Roth - Bad Day (Feat. Jazze Pha)
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[00:07.22] @ 活在當下 制作
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[00:14.04]and it just keeps going 
[00:16.11]and it just keeps.. 
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[00:17.44]So I'm in the airport getting ready to leave 
[00:19.30]heading to a friends wedding in the NYC 
[00:21.53]but my head has been spinning I'm forgetting to eat, 
[00:23.56]all this jet setting has really been getting to me. 
[00:25.72]It's already 11:20 and I'm ready to sleep 
[00:27.84]but instead I end up sitting in the 27th seat, 
[00:30.37]an isle seat, fine by me 
[00:32.16]but the guy that's insides always trying to pee. 
[00:34.34]With a wild child behind that's crying _ 
[00:36.57]flipping out and kicking at me while it violently screams 
[00:38.52]So I silently plead \"Oh God, 
[00:40.88]please let there be a hunny sitting 27B\" 
[00:43.26]but of course a morbidly obese beast 
[00:45.47]is in the seat that weeses when it breathes _ 
[00:47.45]is at least three deep and he keeps telling me 
[00:50.12]what is wrong with his knees 
[00:51.53]_ just need water but for a bottle they charge two dollars 
[00:56.18]and when I thought that it couldn't be worse, I forgot my iPod. 
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[00:59.96]I'm having a bad day, nothing ever seems to go my way. 
[01:07.27]Everybody needs to go away, why because I'm having a bad day. 
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[01:22.10][01:17.76]and it just keeps going 
[01:24.16][01:20.03]and it just keeps... 
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[01:25.80]So four hours of turbulence, 
[01:27.68]we land when I'm about to turd in my pants, 
[01:29.94]but the captain is seat belt fastened. 
[01:32.16]So my ass is just passin gas and 
[01:34.38]at last I escape from the plane 
[01:36.39]when I'm minutes away from clinically insane. 
[01:38.47]I make my way towards baggage claim 
[01:40.43]when I hear a high pitched voice scream my name. 
[01:42.71]Some dumb B****, it was a high schooler 
[01:44.61]while shes sweating shes telling me she likes my 
[01:46.95]I just smile and think how great it would be 
[01:48.98]if I could just hit this chick with a quick like sweep. 
[01:51.07]So I pick up my LL Bean and b line for the next taxi. 
[01:55.34]In need of weed and boxer briefs but my bags only got maxis. 
[01:59.26]
[01:59.66]I'm having a bad day, nothing ever seems to go my way. 
[02:06.85]Everybody needs to go away, why because I'm having a bad day. 
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[02:21.69][02:16.56]and it just keeps going 
[02:23.80][02:19.68]and it just keeps... 
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[02:25.50]I check into my hotel room 
[02:27.13]and I pick up my cell phone to dial the groom 
[02:29.33]Tell him I moved and I need some water 
[02:31.69]and food and I'm probably gonna stay in and watch a movie 
[02:33.97]but the tube has no HBO 
[02:35.66]so anything I want yo I'm paying for 
[02:37.78]but I'm lame and broke so I'm laying in a robe 
[02:40.06]watching that Little People Big Roles show 
[02:42.63]right then there's a knock at the door, 
[02:44.48]it's my last hope for a Spanish 
[02:46.62]who will change my sheets in exchange for penis 
[02:48.56]\"Hi, I've lost my ****, have you seen it?\" 
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[02:51.32]Jesus, this day is the worst, 
[02:52.71]at least I can give me a little jerk 
[02:54.68]and then go to sleep healthy and diseaseless 
[02:57.26]I guess it could be worse but I'm just 
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[02:59.36]having a bad day, nothing ever seems to go my way. 
[03:06.47]Everybody needs to go away, why because I'm having a bad day. 
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[03:21.23][03:17.08]and it just keeps going 
[03:23.43][03:19.28]and it just keeps... 
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