Defenders of Marriage - Roy Zimmerman

Every time we think about same s*x marriage
It makes us sick to our guts
I mean
Two people who want to commit to a stable
Monogamous life long relationship
What are they
Nuts
It's unnatural
Now a man should not lie with a person who is a guy
He should only lie to his wife
The bible is clear
We're —
Defenders of marriage
In three button suits
We'll raise our double standard and see who salutes
Defenders of marriage
Defending the institution against people who want to get married
Every time we think about same s*x parents
Oh
My gosh we exclaim
I mean
Two people who want to provide a protective
And nurturing family environment
Have they no shame
It's so deviant
It's the lord's holy word
As my second wife said to my third
That a family's based on obligation and fear
We're —
Defenders of marriage
Connubial narcs
Ever vigilant and patriotic patriarchs
Defenders of marriage
Defending the institution against people who want to get married
One summer evening when my woman was doing laundry
I shared a six pack with an old john bircher
And oh so wisely he imparted an ancient quandary
To ponder
He said
It's nature versus legislature
Are people born gay
Or do they turn gay just to piss off d**k armey
We're an army of d**ks
With a militant stance
Let's get the government out of our lives and into our pants
Defenders of marriage
Defending the institution against people who want to get married
And have their insurance carried
And be beneficiary'd
And be next to the ones they love when they are buried