BFFF - Bowling for Soup

BFFF - Bowling for Soup
以下歌词翻译由文曲大模型提供
You are my best friend in the world
你是我此生挚友
And I hope that you know
愿你能明了
When we hangout together
当我们厮混在一起时
It's freakin' awesome
简直妙不可言
Playing poker friday night
周五夜扑克牌局
Pyromancing off golf cart races
高尔夫车赛火花四溅
You think that my sister's hot
你总说我妹妹正点
I accidentally shot your finger
我不慎打伤你手指尖
Off your writing hand oh well
你写字的手受伤了 唉
You get disability
这下你可算工伤了
I broke my leg you laughed so hard
我摔断腿时你笑到直不起腰
And told my ambulance to stop at the bar
还让救护车先拐去酒吧停靠
You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say
你会到处宣扬我是同性恋 就因我说
That I really and truly feel this way
此刻的真心实意绝无虚假
Not that there's anything wrong with being gay
当然性取向本身并无对错啊
And sometimes we punch each other in the face
有时我们会互相挥拳打闹
Like when I hit on your mom and got to second base
就像我搭讪你妈妈那次差点得手
I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way
我想用直男的方式说爱你
You fart and burp in the same key
你打嗝放屁都同个调调
And I think your iPod sucks
我觉得你的歌单超烂
You make fun of my hair because yours is disappearing
你笑我发型时自己都快秃了
I've seen your penis you've seen mine
我们见过彼此最私密的地方
I popped your pimples you
我帮你挤过青春痘
Rubbed aloe vera on my sunburnt back
你为我晒伤的背涂上芦荟胶
You went in fits when I sh*t my pants
我出糗时你笑得前仰后合
You felt my girls' brand new boobs
你好奇触碰她新做的胸部
You asked to suck them she refused
想亲昵却被她断然拒绝
So while you slept I shaved your head
趁你熟睡我剃光你头发
You woke up and told me that I
你醒来后说要......
You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say
你会到处宣扬我是同性恋 就因我说
That I really and truly feel this way
此刻的真心实意绝无虚假
Not that there's anything wrong with being gay
当然性取向本身并无对错啊
And sometimes we punch each other in the face
有时我们会互相挥拳打闹
Like when I hit on your mom and got to second base
就像我搭讪你妈妈那次差点得手
I know you know I love you (i fringin love you dude)
你知道我有多在乎你（兄弟我超在乎你）
I'm trying to say i love you in a heterosexual way
我想用直男的方式说爱你
You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say
你会到处宣扬我是同性恋 就因我说
That I really and truly feel this way
此刻的真心实意绝无虚假
Not that there's anything wrong with being gay
当然性取向本身并无对错啊
And sometimes we punch each other in the face
有时我们会互相挥拳打闹
Like when I hit on your mom and got to second base
就像我搭讪你妈妈那次差点得手
I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way
我想用直男的方式说爱你