You’re The Top(Live) - Barbra Streisand

You're The Top-Barbra Streisand
At words poetic I'm so pathetic
That I always have found it best
Instead of getting it off my chest
To let 'em rest unexpressed
I hate parading my serenading
As I'll probably miss a bar
But if this ditty is not so pretty
At least it'll tell you how great you are
You're the top
You're the Coliseum
You're the top
Mmm you're the Louvre museum
You're a melody from a symphony by Strauss
You're a Bendel bonnet a Shakespeare sonnet
You're Mickey Mouse
You're the Nile - You're the tower of Pisa
You're the smile - on the Mona Lisa
I'm a worthless check a total wreck a flop
But if baby I'm the bottom you're the top
Your the top
You're Mahatma Ghandi
You're the top - you are Napoleon brandy
You're the purple light of a summer night in Spain
You're the National Gallery
You're Garbo's salary
You're cellophane
You are sublime you're a turkey dinner
You're the time - the time of the Derby winner
I'm a toy balloon that is fated soon to pop
But if baby I'm the bottom you're the to top
Steve there is something I got to tell ya
What is it Judy
Well umm
You're the top
I am
Mmm You're a Waldorf salad
Oh No no let me say it
You're the top
Me too
You're a Berlin ballad
You're the nimble tread of the feet of Fred Astaire
Well Actually I don't dance very well
You're an O'Neill drama
You're Whistler's Mother Mama
Oh You're Camembert
Camembert well You're a rose
Mmm that is sweet
You're Inferno's Dante
That's a very intellectual reference
You're the nose
Watch it
I mean
Whatwhatwhawha what
On the great Durante
Ah That's better
I'm the lazy lout who is just about to storm
Let's not storm
But if baby I'm the bottom
She's the one for me
And I've got 'im
Cuz if baby I'm the bottom
You're the top