If Momma Was Married - Bette Midler

If Momma Was Married - Bette Midler (贝蒂·米德勒)

If Momma was married we'd live in a house
如果妈妈结婚了，我们就会住到房子里
As private as private can be
能有多私人就有多私人
Just Momma three ducks five canaries a mouse
只有妈妈，三只鸭，五只金丝雀，一只老鼠
Two monkeys one father six turtles and me
两只猴子，一个爸爸，六只乌龟和我
If Momma was married
如果妈妈结婚了
If Momma was married I'd jump in the air
如果妈妈结婚了，我会跳到空中
And give all my toe shoes to you
把我所有的芭蕾舞鞋给你
I'd get all those hair ribbons out of my hair
我会把头上所有的丝带拿下来
And once and for all I'd get Momma out too
我会让妈妈离开
If Momma was married
如果妈妈结婚了
Momma get out your white dress
妈妈从白色裙子里出来
You've done it before without much success
你之前这样做过但并没有成功
Momma Godspeed and God bless
妈妈，祝你成功，上帝保佑
We're not keeping score what's one more or less
我们不是在比赛中计分，多少有什么意义
Oh Momma say yes
哦，妈妈说是吧
And waltz down the hall while you may
当你可以的时候在走廊里跳华尔兹吧
I'll gladly support you I'll even escort you
我会非常愿意支持你，甚至陪你一起
And I'd gladly give you away
我会非常高兴你离开
Oh Momma get married today
哦，妈妈今天结婚吧
If Momma was married there wouldn't be anymore
如果妈妈结婚了就不会再有妈妈了
'Let's me entertain you' 'Let me make you smile'
我会让你开心，我会让你微笑
'I will do some kicks' 'I would do some tricks'
我会开些玩笑，我会开些玩笑
Sing out Louise smile baby
唱出来吧，路易斯，微笑，宝贝
Momma please take our advice
妈妈，请采取我们的建议吧
We aren't The Lunts I'm not Fanny Brice
我们不是伦茨我也不是芬妮布莱斯
Momma we'll buy you the rice
妈妈，我们会为你买米
If only this once you wouldn't think twice
如果这样你就不会再思考的话
It could be so nice if Momma got married to stay
如果妈妈即使结婚也能留下来就好了
But Momma gets married and married and married
但是妈妈结婚了结婚了结婚了
And never gets carried away
不会离开
Oh Momma oh Momma oh Momma get married today
哦，妈妈，哦，妈妈，哦，妈妈今天结婚吧