The Dragon - Biz Markie

[00:09.104](VERSE 1)
[00:11.533]Now this is a difficult subject
[00:14.067]About something that's crazy - oh, what the heck
[00:16.653]They know they have something that people don't like
[00:19.318]And they still continue to disrespect
[00:22.009]The thing I'm talkin about is an essence
[00:24.542]A foreign fragrance with a presence
[00:27.155]That you can't see with the naked eye
[00:29.636]But to the nose it's a nuisance
[00:32.196]It comes in so many forms, it's camouflaged
[00:34.861]And it will sneak upon you like espionage
[00:37.395]You might not know it cause it won't show it
[00:40.059]And you will swear it's just a mirage
[00:42.541]It can be with you when you're talkin
[00:44.918]It will be so close, you think it's hawkin
[00:47.478]With a bit of a twang it got its own slang
[00:50.430]Is even known in New York, and
[00:52.990]Everybody know what I'm sayin
[00:55.550]From here to the Himalayan
[00:57.901]If you don't know, you must be doo-doo
[01:00.800]This is what I'm sayin
[01:02.603]About the dragon
[01:23.370](VERSE 2)
[01:23.814]I think i should go more into depth
[01:25.956]About a secret that is quiet as kept
[01:29.143]If you have it like Richochet Rabbit
[01:31.677]It can ruin your rep
[01:34.263]There are ways of preventin this
[01:36.876]Check your hygenie and your dentist
[01:39.436]You might think I'm messin, but this is a lesson
[01:41.943]Godliness is cleanliness
[01:44.477]But if you think I'm misguiding you
[01:46.750]By sayin there's somethin inside of you
[01:49.440]That bothers everybody when you're at a party
[01:52.000]And your reactions to it is: \"pee you!\"
[01:54.743]You're sittin there baffled and puzzled
[01:57.408]Whatever you have, you wish you was muzzled
[01:59.837]But if you want a clue, between me and you
[02:02.423]It could be the beverage you guzzle
[02:04.983]But if you listen to me
[02:07.387]The diabolical energetical B
[02:09.999]The i-z Mza-Mza-a-r-k-i-e
[02:12.585]I'm tryina give you h-e-l-p
[02:14.962]So I'ma end it off like this
[02:17.783]Before you give somebody a kiss
[02:20.291]For the one you adore, check them before
[02:23.112]You get a crazy whiff
[02:25.594]Of the dragon
[02:45.682](VERSE 3)
[02:46.178]I once knew a guy by the name of Tock
[02:48.712]He was one of them kids from like around the block
[02:51.481]The kid was cool, had the right gear, and slim
[02:54.041]The only thing was wrong, he smelled like a gym
[02:56.653]In secret tellin rumours, his right guard went left
[02:59.004]And his band was playin a song that was funky to def
[03:01.721]He was kickin like Bruce Lee and Jim Kelly
[03:04.438]Word is bond, that kid was smelly
[03:07.050]Even if he would shower and shower
[03:09.532]Or sprinkle a day, wouldn't last for a hour
[03:12.066]He would always wanna like hang around
[03:14.417]His underarms had bass with scents around
[03:17.212]I tried to tell him, but he just wouldn't listen
[03:19.902]He thought from my heart I was tryin to diss him
[03:22.384]I started beatin around the bush cause he thought I was naggin
[03:24.996]I said, \"Yo Tock, you got the dragon!\"