Before He Cheats - Friday Night Posse

Before He Cheats - Friday Night Posse
Right now he's probably slow dancing
With a bleached-blond tramp
And she's probably getting frisky
Right now he's probably buying
Her some fruity little drink
'Cause she can't shoot whiskey
Right now he's probably up behind her
With a pool stick
Showing her how to shoot a combo
And he don't know
I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped-up 4 wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seat
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires
And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
Right now she's probably up singing some
White-trash version of Shania karaoke
Right now she's probably saying I'm drunk
And he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky
Right now he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars
Worth of that bathroom Polo
Oh and he don't know
That I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped-up 4 wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seat
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires
And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl
'Cause the next time that he cheats
Oh you know it won't be on me!
No not on me
'Cause I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped-up 4 wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seat
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
Oh maybe next time he'll think before he cheats