Red Flags (feat. Montaigne) - Tom Cardy

[00:00.453]The date started of so well
[00:04.171]Begin my night not expecting the fright of my life
[00:08.685]She was perfect from what I could tell
[00:12.140]How could I not see the danger right in front of me
[00:16.125]My favorite food is fish
[00:18.250]Baby, that’s my favorite too
[00:20.109]I love cartoon dogs
[00:22.234]Baby I love Scooby-Doo
[00:24.624]Hey girl, what’s your favorite film?
[00:27.547]She said
[00:28.344]The best movie of all
[00:30.203]A masterpiece of art called
[00:32.328]Human Centipede
[00:34.188]Human Centipede
[00:36.312]I think that I’m gonna get murdered tonight
[00:40.298]Human Centipede
[00:42.156]Not ironically
[00:44.281]She said
[00:45.075]The costume design was a highlight
[00:48.266]I like it for the plot
[00:50.125]Tell me what the plots about
[00:52.251]German doctor sews three people
[00:54.375]ASS
[00:54.641]To
[00:55.172]MOUTH
[00:55.703]COOL!
[00:56.235]Human Centipede
[00:58.094]Please god save me
[01:00.219]I think that’s a
[01:01.282]Red Flag
[01:02.344]I don’t want to
[01:03.141]Get Stabbed
[01:04.204]She said
[01:05.266]Human Centipede is a tour de force
[01:08.188]I think
[01:09.250]Holy sh*t i’m gonna be the main course
[01:12.171]She said
[01:13.235]I admire the narrative of character growth
[01:16.157]I try
[01:17.220]To get the waiters attention by blinking in morse code
[01:20.141]Why are you blinking so much?
[01:22.266]I’ve got something in my eyes
[01:24.126]Here let me get it out
[01:26.251]No thank you; I don’t wanna die
[01:28.111]Bonjour
[01:29.172]Sir was blinking at me
[01:30.500]Is this because your date is a freak?
[01:32.360](I ♡ Centipede)
[01:33.688]No
[01:34.219]Very good then
[01:35.282]Bon Appétit
[01:36.610]Stop hiding behind your silly made up red flag
[01:40.594]To not take a chance on the best relationship you never had
[01:44.579]Maybe your right and I’m looking for excuses
[01:48.563]My hearts got bruises but I’m ready to choose this love
[01:52.282]You could be my world, the love of my life
[01:56.267]One day we’ll get married and be husband and wife
[01:59.720]With a tasteful ceremony and a wedding of our dreams!
[02:04.235]Only if the wedding is themed:
[02:08.220]TELL ME WHAT THE THEME’S GONNA BE
[02:10.345]Hu↑man↓ Centi↓pede↑
[02:12.204]Hu↑man↓ Centi↓pede↑
[02:14.329]That way we could save on the catering bill
[02:18.050]Human Centipede
[02:20.173]Only one mouth to feed
[02:22.298]If you are the best man
[02:24.157]You know the deal
[02:25.751]PUCKER UP
[02:26.282]I can finally open myself up to love
[02:30.267]I can finally sew a mouth to a butt
[02:34.251]Human Centipede
[02:36.376]Human Centipede...