The Humpty Dance - Digital Underground

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[00:00.00]The Humpty Dance - Digital Underground
[00:11.03]All right  stop whatcha doin' 'cause I'm about to ruin
[00:13.65]The image and the style that ya used to
[00:15.52]I look funny  but yo I'm makin' money  see
[00:18.40]So yo world I hope you're ready for me
[00:20.26]Now gather round I'm the new fool in town
[00:22.76]And my sound's laid down by the Underground
[00:25.11]I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
[00:27.42]So just let me introduce myself
[00:29.54]My name is Humpty  pronounced with a Umpty
[00:32.41]Yo ladies  oh how I like to hump thee
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[00:35.70]And all the rappers in the top ten
[00:36.95]Please allow me to bump thee
[00:38.83]I'm steppin' tall  y'all  and just like Humpty Dumpty
[00:41.57]You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me
[00:43.88]I like to rhyme  I like my beats funky
[00:46.07]I'm spunky  I like my oatmeal lumpy
[00:48.25]I'm sick wit dis  straight gangsta mack
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[00:51.50]But sometimes I get ridiculous
[00:53.12]I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
[00:55.12]Hey yo fat girl  c'mere are ya ticklish 
[00:57.86]Yeah  I called ya fat look at me  I'm skinny
[01:00.54]It never stopped me from gettin' busy
[01:02.10]I'm a freak I like the girls with the boom
[01:04.54]I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
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[01:07.12]I'm crazy allow me to amaze thee
[01:09.63]They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me
[01:11.69]I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants
[01:13.82]And I even got my own dance
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[01:15.93]The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
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[01:19.81]Do the Humpty Hump  come on and do the Humpty Hump
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[01:25.48]Do the Humpty Hump  just watch me do the Humpty Hump
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[01:30.91]Do ya know what I'm doin'  doin' the Humpty Hump
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[01:35.60]Do the Humpty Hump  do the Humpty Hump
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[01:38.84]People say "Yo  Humpty  you're really funny lookin'"
[01:41.84]That's all right 'cause I get things cookin'
[01:44.09]Ya stare  ya glare  ya constantly try to compare me
[01:47.09]But ya can't get near me
[01:48.83]I give 'em more  see  and on the floor B
[01:51.32]All the girls they adore me
[01:52.82]Oh yes  ladies  I'm really bein' sincere
[01:55.32]'Cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear
[01:57.30]My nose is big  uh-uh I'm not ashamed
[02:00.29]Big like a pickle  I'm still gettin' paid
[02:02.36]I get laid by the ladies  ya know I'm in charge
[02:04.72]Both how I'm livin' and my nose is large
[02:06.91]I get stoopid  I shoot an arrow like Cupid
[02:09.40]I use a word that don't mean nothin'  like looptid
[02:11.27]I sang on do whutcha like  and if ya missed it
[02:14.27]I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits
[02:16.77]Also told ya that I like to bite
[02:18.58]Well  yeah  I guess it's obvious  I also like to write
[02:21.19]All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance
[02:23.49]And now I'm gonna do my dance
[02:25.11]The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
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[02:29.29]Do the Humpty Hump  come on and do the Humpty Hump
[02:34.47]Do the Humpty Hump  just watch me do the Humpty Hump
[02:39.96]Do ya know what I'm doin'  doin' the Humpty Hump
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[02:45.51]Do the Humpty Hump  do the Humpty Hump
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[02:50.32]Oh  yeah  that's the break  y'all
[02:52.06]Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here
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[02:58.39]Oh  yeah  Now that I told ya a little bit about myself
[03:02.03]Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance
[03:04.21]It's real easy to do check it out
[03:07.15]First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
[03:09.77]Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'
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[03:12.64]Crazy wack funky
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[03:14.41]People say ya look like M C  Hammer on crack  Humpty
[03:17.15]That's all right 'cause my body's in motion
[03:19.22]It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
[03:21.53]Anyone can play this game
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[03:23.39]This is my dance  y'all  Humpty Hump's my name
[03:25.83]No two people will do it the same
[03:28.14]Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain
[03:30.82]Humpin'  funkin'  jumpin'  jig around  shakin' ya rump 
[03:35.01]And when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump
[03:37.87]Tell him step off  I'm doin' the Hump 
[03:39.33]The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
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[03:45.43]Do the Humpty Hump  come on and do the Humpty Hump
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[03:50.11]Do the Humpty Hump  just watch me do the Humpty Hump
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[03:54.64]Do ya know what I'm doin'  doin' the Humpty Hump
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[03:59.57]Do the Humpty Hump  do the Humpty Hump
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[04:03.19]Black people  do the Humpty Hump  do the Humpty Hump
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[04:07.25]White people  do the Humpty Hump  do the Humpty Hump
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[04:12.24]Puerto Ricans  do the Humpty Hump  just keep on doin' the hump
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[04:17.23]Samoans  do the Humpty Hump  do the Humpty Hump
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[04:24.99]Let's get stoopid 
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[04:27.56]Do the Humpty Hump  come on and do the Humpty Hump
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[04:31.87]Do the Humpty Hump  just watch me do the Humpty Hump
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[04:37.88]Doin' the Humpty Hump
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[04:41.12]Doin' the Humpty Hump
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[04:45.82]Oh  yeah  come on and break it down
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[04:53.42]Once again  the Underground is in the house
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[04:56.73]I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world 
[04:59.53]Keep on doin' the Humpty Dance  and to the ladies
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[05:03.21]Peace and humptiness forever