Uncle Walter(Live at Kool Haus， Toronto， Canada 10/5/12) - Ben Folds Five

Uncle Walter (Live at Kool Haus, Toronto, Canada 10/5/12) - Ben Folds Five
Written by：Ben Folds
Your Uncle Walter's going on and on
'Bout everything he's seen and done
The voice of 50 years experience
He's drunk watching the television
You know he's been around the world
Last night he flew to Baghdad
In his magical armchair
Cigarettes and six pack
Yeah he just got back
The spit's flying everywhere
Hey hey hey hey your Uncle Walter's going on and on
Back so late where did you go that you were gone so long
How could you leave me here so long
With Uncle Walter right
Your Uncle Walter saw who fired the shots
He drove his chair in the cavalcade
He's flown from south Africa
To countries where
They beat themselves on the backs with chains
Where was a battleships
And one reclining chair
Headed north on the Arabian sea
Now he's back to he'll tell us what
He and his oldest boy Blair
They're getting rich with a mail order scheme
Oh oh oh
Your Uncle Walter's going on and on
Back so late
Where did you go that you were gone so long
Could you leave me here
So long with Uncle Walter
Your Uncle Walter told me
Everything he'd do if he were president
Now what a perfect world
This world would be
If he were president now
But he's not
And he sees the children smoking pot
He knows that in a moment they'll be
Shooting up heroin
Teardrops in his armchair
A fifty minute lecture
Tobacco juice rolling down his chin
Your Uncle Walter's going on and on
Back so late
Where did you go that you were gone so long
How could you leave me here
So long with Uncle Walter