Have A Little Smoke? - Barry Louis Polisar

Well I was walking down the street
When I chanced to see
A baby waddling back and forth
And crawling right to me
And she said "Have a little smoke
Have a little smoke
Have a little smoke with me
Have a little smoke Have a little smoke
Won't you have a little smoke with me "
Her hat was pulled dwn over her eyes
Her diaper it was ripped
And dangling down to my surprise:
A cigarette between her lips
And she said "Have a little smoke
Have a little smoke
Have a little smoke with me
Have a little smoke Have a little smoke
Won't you have a little smoke with me "
Well I took that smoke began to choke
I gagged and coughed and spit
My throat felt sore I fell to the floor
But the cigarette still was lit
And she said "Have a little smoke
Have a little smoke
Have a little smoke with me
Have a little smoke Have a little smoke
Won't you have a little smoke with me "
Oh my eyes ouffed out I began to shout
And I coughed and choked and gagged
I was close to death I caught my breath
She said "Want another drag "
And she said "Have a little smoke
Have a little smoke
Have a little smoke with me
Have a little smoke Have a little smoke
Won't you have a little smoke with me "
For goodness sake how my head ached
It ook my breath away
As I coughed and gasped I fgelt her grasp
Once more I heard her say
And she said "Have a little smoke
Have a little smoke
Have a little smoke with me
Have a little smoke Have a little smoke
Won't you have a little smoke with me "
I think I know why babies smoke:
It makes them think they're older
But me I think I'm old enough
And this is what I told her:
"I won't have a little smoke
Won't have a little smoke
Won't have a little smoke with you
Won't have a little smoke
Won't have a little smoke
Won't have a little smoke with you "