If My Friends Could See Me Now! - Fantastic Plastic Machine

[00:09.05]If they could see me now,
[00:13.53]That little gang of mine,
[00:16.18]I'm eating fancy chow
[00:18.03]And drinking fancy wine.
[00:19.93]I'd like those stumble bums to see for a fact
[00:24.31]The kind of top drawer, first rate chums I attract.
[00:28.60]All I can say is \"Wow-ee!
[00:31.20]Looka where I am.
[00:33.09]Tonight I landed, pow!
[00:35.28]Right in a pot of jam.\"
[00:37.67]What a set up! Holy cow!
[00:40.64]They'd never believe it,
[00:42.18]If my friends could see me now!
[00:45.52]
[00:48.31]If they could see me now,
[00:53.00]My little dusty group,
[00:55.89]Traipsin' 'round this million dollar chicken coop.
[00:59.38]I'd hear those thrift shop cats say:
[01:02.26]
[01:03.71]Draped on a bed spread made from three kinds of fur.\"
[01:08.11]All I can say is, \"Wow!
[01:10.25]Wait till the riff an' raff
[01:12.30]See just exactly how
[01:14.64]He sign this autograph.\"
[01:17.12]What a build up! Holy cow!
[01:20.02]They'd never believe it,
[01:21.26]If my friends could see me now!
[01:24.40]
[02:12.62]If they could see me now
[02:17.26]Alone with Mister V.,
[02:20.01]Who's waiting on me like he was a matre d
[02:23.75]I'd hear my buddies saying:
[02:26.59]\"Crazy, what gives?“
[02:28.08]Tonight she's living like
[02:30.73]The other half lives!\"
[02:32.47]To think the highest brow,
[02:34.81]Which I must say is he,
[02:36.81]Should pick the lowest brow,
[02:39.00]Which there's no doubt is me!
[02:41.50]What a step up! Holy cow!
[02:44.23]They'd never believe it,
[02:45.73]What a step up! Holy cow!
[02:48.67]They'd never believe it,
[02:50.12]If my friends could see me now