Million Dollar Bash(Take 1) - Bob Dylan with The Band

Million Dollar Bash (Take 1) - Bob Dylan with The Band
Well that big dumb blonde
With her wheel in the gorge
And Turtle that friend of theirs
With his checks all forged
And his cheeks in a chunk
With his cheese in the cash
They're all gonna be there at
That million dollar bash
Ooh baby ooh-ee ooh baby ooh-ee
It's that million dollar bash
Ev'rybody from right now
To over there and back
The louder they come
The harder they crack
Come now sweet cream
Don't forget to flash
We're all gonna meet at
That million dollar bash
Ooh baby ooh-ee
Ooh baby ooh-ee
It's that million dollar bash
Well I took my counselor
Out to the barn
Silly Nelly was there
She told him a yarn
Then along came Jones
Emptied the trash
Ev'rybody went down to
That million dollar bash
Ooh baby ooh-ee ooh baby ooh-ee
It's that million dollar bash
Well I'm hittin' it too hard
My stones won't take
I get up in the mornin'
But it's too early to wake
First it's hello goodbye
Then push and then crash
But we're all gonna make it
At that million dollar bash
Ooh baby ooh-ee ooh baby ooh-ee
It's that million dollar bash
Well I looked at my watch
I looked at my wrist
Punched myself in the face with my fist
I took my potatoes down to
Be mashed
Then I made it over to
That million dollar bash
Ooh baby ooh-ee ooh baby ooh-ee
It's that million dollar bash