Penthouse Pauper - Molly Hatchet

Now if I were a bricklayer
I wouldn't build just anything
If I was a ballplayer
I wouldn't play no second string
And if I were some jewelry baby
Lord I'd have to be a diamond ring
If I was a secret you know I would never be told
If I was a jug of wine
Lord my flavor would be plenty old
I could be 'most anything
But it got to be 24-karat solid gold
I'm the Penthouse Pauper I've got nothing to my name
I'm the Penthouse Pauper I've got nothing to my name
I can be 'most anything
'Cause when you got nothin' it's all the same
If I was a gambler you know I'd never lose
And if I were a guitar player
I'd have to play the blues
If I was a hacksaw
Hatchet
My blade would be razor sharp
If I were a politician I could prove money could talk
You can find the tallest building
Lord you know I'd have the house on top
I'm the Penthouse Pauper I've got nothing to my name
I'm the Penthouse Pauper I've got nothing to my name
I can be 'most anything
'Cause when you got nothin' it's all the same