I’m Awesome - Spose

Awesome awesome awesome awesome

I don't necessarily have to be here for this
我不一定非要在这里
I'm gonna keep the headphones though
但我会带着耳机
Mother f**ker I'm awesome
我无人匹敌
No you're not dude don't lie
你没有兄弟不要骗我
I'm awesome
我无人匹敌
I'm drivin around in my mom's ride
我开着妈妈的车四处游荡
I'm awesome
我无人匹敌
A quarter of my life gone by
我的生命已经过去了四分之一
And I met all my friends online
我在网上认识了所有的朋友
Mother f**ker I'm awesome
我无人匹敌
I will run away from a brawl
我会逃避争吵
I'm awesome
我无人匹敌
There's no voicemail nobody called
没有语音信箱也没人给我打电话
I'm awesome
我无人匹敌
I can't afford to buy eight balls
我买不起八个球
And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall
我在脸书上自言自语
You know my pants sag low
你知道我的裤子下垂了
Low
低的
Even though

Though
尽管
That went out of style
已经过时了
Like ten years ago
就像十年前
Go
走
Spose I got the swagger of a cripple
哥们我的招摇过市就像瘸帮一样
I got little biceps
我有迷人的翘臀
Getting fatter in the middle
中间越来越胖
And lyrically I'm not the best
就歌词来说我不是最好的
Physically the opposite of Randy Moss and yet
身体上和RandyMoss完全相反
So preposterous
荒谬至极
Feel the awesomeness the most obnoxious
感受到令人敬畏的感觉最令人厌恶
Guest up at the sausage fest
来参加香肠派对
Oh yes

The girls are repulsed
姑娘们都很反感
So I hide in my hood like I'm joining a cult
所以我躲在我的地盘好像我加入了邪教
Uh uhh

I'm as nervous as my cattle dirty curtis
我像我的牛一样紧张肮脏的Curtis
All my writtens are bitten and all my verses are purchased
我所有的作品都被抄袭我的歌词都是花钱买来的
Me I'll never date an actress

Got too many back zits
背上有太多青春痘
Plus my whole home aroma is cat piss
而且我家到处都是猫尿味
Every show I do is poorly promoted and if you like this
我做的每一场演出都宣传不力如果你喜欢
It's cuz my little sister wrote it
因为这是我妹妹写的
I'm awesome
我无人匹敌
No you're not dude don't lie
你没有兄弟不要骗我
I'm awesome
我无人匹敌
I'm drivin around in my mom's ride
我开着妈妈的车四处游荡
I'm awesome
我无人匹敌
A quarter of my life gone by
我的生命已经过去了四分之一
And I met all my friends online
我在网上认识了所有的朋友
Mother f**ker I'm awesome
我无人匹敌
I will run away from a brawl
我会逃避争吵
I'm awesome
我无人匹敌
There's no voicemail nobody called
没有语音信箱也没人给我打电话
I'm awesome
我无人匹敌
I can't afford to buy eight balls
我买不起八个球
And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall
我在脸书上自言自语
I'm awesome
我无人匹敌
Spose I'm Awesome
哥们我无与伦比
Check it out
看好了
I'm from Maine and I don't hunt nope
我来自缅因州我不打猎
And I can't ski
我不会滑雪
Smoke w**d but I can't roll blunts
抽那种东西但我不会卷那种东西
Might be whipped by my wifey
可能会被我老婆教训
My neck not icy
我的脖子上没有钻石
Eatin at McDonalds because Subway is pricey
在麦当劳吃饭因为赛百味太贵了
Uh and my unibrow is plucked
我的一字眉已经修齐
Just asked my mom if I could borrow ten bucks
刚问我妈妈能不能借我十块钱
She's like For what
她说为什么
Blunt wraps and some Heinekens
带着上等好货
You skinny prick go get a gym membership and vitamins
你这个骨瘦如柴的家伙去办个健身卡吃点维他命
I'm like Mom please don't blame it on me
我说妈妈请别怪我
I got my bad habits from you Dad and Aunt Steve
我的坏习惯都是从你爸爸和Steve阿姨那里学来的
My attitude's sour but my futon's sweet
我的态度很恶劣可我的蒲团很温馨
And the hair on my a*s it is Jumanji
我的头发是Jumanji牌的
Suit untailored ringtone Taylor Swift
西装革履铃声就像TaylorSwift
Can't tweet up on my Twitter
不能在我的推特上发消息
Cuz I haven't done s**t
因为我什么都没有做
Bank account red body ungroomed
银行账户里的红色车身未经修饰
The only good thing about me is I'm off stage soon
我唯一的优点就是我很快就下台了
I'm awesome
我无人匹敌
No you're not dude don't lie
你没有兄弟不要骗我
I'm awesome
我无人匹敌
I'm drivin around in my mom's ride
我开着妈妈的车四处游荡
I'm awesome
我无人匹敌
A quarter of my life gone by
我的生命已经过去了四分之一
And I met all my friends online
我在网上认识了所有的朋友
Mother f**ker I'm awesome
我无人匹敌
I will run away from a brawl
我会逃避争吵
I'm awesome
我无人匹敌
There's no voicemail nobody called
没有语音信箱也没人给我打电话
I'm awesome
我无人匹敌
I can't afford to buy eight balls
我买不起八个球
And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall
我在脸书上自言自语
I'm awesome
我无人匹敌
Futhermore I'm cornier than Ethynol
我比Ethynol还要酷
Cheesier than Provolone
比普罗伏洛干酪更快活
I spent ages eight to ten living in a motor home
我在房车里度过了八到十岁的时光
With a ego the size of Tim Duncan
就像蒂姆·邓肯一样自负
Even though I got s**t for brains like a blumpkin

I'm twenty four serving lobster rolls
我二十四岁为你准备龙虾卷
Because I spent a decade filling optimos
因为我花了十年的时间让自己充满乐观
And I'm not even the bomb in Maine
我甚至不是缅因州的炸弹
On my game I'm only about as sexy as John McCain
在我的圈子里我的性感程度就像JohnMcCain
Now put your hands up
现在举起你的双手
If you have nightmares
如果你做噩梦
If you wouldn't man up if there was a fight here
如果你不拿出男人的样子如果这里发生争吵
If you got dandruff if you drink light beer
如果你有头皮屑如果你喝淡啤酒
I'm outta breath
我快要窒息
But I'm awesome
可我无人匹敌
No you're not dude don't lie
你没有兄弟不要骗我
I'm awesome
我无人匹敌
I'm drivin around in my mom's ride
我开着妈妈的车四处游荡
I'm awesome
我无人匹敌
A quarter of my life gone by
我的生命已经过去了四分之一
And I met all my friends online
我在网上认识了所有的朋友
Mother f**ker I'm awesome
我无人匹敌
I will run away from a brawl
我会逃避争吵
I'm awesome
我无人匹敌
There's no voicemail nobody called
没有语音信箱也没人给我打电话
I'm awesome
我无人匹敌
I can't afford to buy eight balls
我买不起八个球
And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall
我在脸书上自言自语
I'm awesome
我无人匹敌