Christmas Dragnet (Yulenet) - Stan Freberg

This is the season
My name's Wednesday
My partner's Frank Jones
The Chief's name is Captain Kellogg
December the 24th Christmas Eve
They brought in a guy named 'Grudge'
When I heard what they booked him on my blood ran cold
It was a 4096325 096704：not believing in Santa Claus
4:35 p m
I was working the holiday watch out of homicide with Frank
Hang up your stocking yet Joe
Yeah just before I come down
You too Frank
Alway do
Hung it up early just in case I have'ta work late tonight
Wouldn't wanna miss out on when Santa Claus comes you know
Sure wouldn't be a shame
Whatcha gonna do tomorrow Joe
Whatcha gonna do on Christmas got any plans
Nothin' much
Why don't you come by the house Joe
We're gonna have Christmas dinner
You know all the trimmings：
Chestnuts all the trimmings you know
Cranberry sauce love'ta have ya
The Missus always fixes a plate of relish
With them little carrot sticks
You know olives pickles scallions
Most people call them green onions but they're really scallions
Did you ever notice that Joe
Notice what Frank
How most people call them green onions but they're really scallions
Uh huh
Scallions
Anytime after two Joe
Love ta have ya
Uh huh
Well I'll see
Love ta have ya
Uh huh
Well I'll see
Love ta have ya
Uh huh
Well I'll see
Missus always fixes a plate of relish with them little carrot sticks
You know olives pickles scallions