更奇怪的事情都发生过 - 杨呈伟

更奇怪的事情都发生过 - 杨呈伟
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You need a man
你需要一个男人
A man with no wife
一个没有妻子的男人
A man who would wed you
一个愿意娶你的男人
But not for love and not for life
无关爱情 无关终生
You need a man
你需要一个男人
Who's financially secure
经济稳固的男人
And who you're sure can resist your allure
一个能抗拒你魅力的男人
And stick to the plan
就按计划行事吧
I know just the man
我正好认识合适的人选
Stranger things have happened
更离奇的事也曾发生
It happens every day
这不过是日常戏码
You says your vows he buys a ring
你念誓词他戴上戒指
You get your green card and the thing just goes away
你拿到绿卡后这场戏就落幕
Who cares you're almost strangers
谁在乎你们近乎陌路
Most married couples are
多数夫妻不也如此
Strange but true
离奇却真实
Stranger things have happened
更离奇的事也曾发生
This one just happens to be happening to you
这次恰好轮到你见证
I need a man
我需要个男人
A man with a heart
要真心实意的男人
I don't need a husband
不求丈夫名分
But just a man to play the part
只需配合演好这场戏
I need a man with a sensible mind
我要个头脑清醒的男人
One who's inclined when a friend's in a bind to do what he can
当朋友陷入困境时 总有人愿意伸出援手
You are just the man
你就是那个合适的人选
Stranger things have happened
更离奇的事也曾发生
I think it might be fun
我觉得这或许会很有趣
A cake a priest a tux a dress
蛋糕 神父 西装 婚纱
And we invite the I.N.S.
我们还要邀请移民局官员
And then it's done
然后一切就尘埃落定
It couldn't be more normal
这再正常不过了
For once in your life it won't be queer
人生难得一次 这并不算离奇
Stranger things have happened
更离奇的事也曾发生
This one just happens to be happening right here
眼前这场不过是恰巧发生在这里
No way wei-wei
绝无可能 喂-喂
No how
毫无余地
No way will wei-wei be wei-wei gao
我们永远不可能假戏真做
Not a prayer not a chance
没有祈祷 没有侥幸
I'll never be your partner in this dirty little dance
我绝不参与你这肮脏的交易舞曲
So let it go I say no
放手吧 我拒绝
Stranger things have happened
更离奇的事也曾发生
It even might be fun
或许还会很有趣
A cake a priest a tux a dress
蛋糕 神父 西装 婚纱
And we invite the I.N.S. and then it's done
我们邀请移民局 然后一切就完成
It couldn't be more normal
这再正常不过了
For once in your life it won't be queer
人生难得一次 这并不算离奇
Stranger things have happened
更离奇的事也曾发生
This one just happens to be happening right here
眼前这场不过是恰巧发生在这里
I can shack up in your basement
我可以蜗居在你家地下室
You won't even have to court me
你甚至无需追求我
We'll pretend we're man and wife
我们假装结为夫妻
Until they say they won't deport me
直到他们不再遣返我
We'll just throw a little wedding
只需举办个小型婚礼
With some flowers and a blessing
备些鲜花与祝福
Send some pictures to your parents
给你父母寄些照片
So your mom will stop obsessing
这样你妈妈就不会再唠叨
And a stupid little wife will always be the perfect cover
有个名义上的妻子永远是最佳掩护
When it's business bring the woman
商务场合带她出席
When it's shopping bring the lover
逛街购物则带真爱
And what's better than the fact
还有什么比这更好
We get your parents off our backs is with a wife and filing jointly
既能摆脱父母催婚 又能联合报税
You'll save oodles on your taxes
还能省下一大笔税款
Stranger things have happened
更离奇的事也曾发生
I guess it's not a sin
我想这不算罪过
I say I do you say you do
我说愿意 你也说愿意
Although you don't but when it's through
虽然你并非真心 但当一切落幕
We all can win
我们都能各取所需
We plan the perfect wedding
我们策划完美婚礼
And then the best divorce
再安排最佳离婚
And then we're free
然后重获自由
Stranger things have happened
更离奇的事也曾发生
This one just happens to be happening to
这次不过是恰好轮到了
Me
我
To me
我身上
To me
我身上