I’m Not Gay - J. Pee

I'm Not Gay - J. Pee
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J pee baby yup yup

Yeah you know what it is

Check this sh*t out man

Check it out check it out

Check it out yeah

Chilling with my homies at the home depot

Home depot

Buying screws and nails manly sh*t you know

You know

My homie says to me what kind of drill you want

He asked me
他问我
So I said I wanted one right in the a**
于是我说我想要那种刺激
What
什么
I'm not gay
我不是同性恋
I'm not gay
我不是同性恋
It was a joke guys come on
这只是个玩笑，别当真
I'm not gay
我不是同性恋
I like vag more than a pornstar scandal
我对异性的兴趣远超过那些花边新闻
But can I get the drill with the bright pink handle
但能否给我那把亮粉色的钻头手柄
Playing tackle football with my homies in the park
和兄弟们一起在公园玩橄榄球
Had to wrap it up cause it was getting dark
不得不结束因为天色渐暗
Getting dark
天色渐暗
The other team was looking straight scary as sh*t
对方队伍看起来真他妈的吓人
Ooooo

But my quarterback he ain't having none of it
但我的四分卫毫不畏惧
He ain't scared
他一点也不怕
He looked at me and told me no matter where I was at
他看着我对我说，无论我身处何地
My priority job was to protect the sack
我的首要任务就是保护那个“袋子”
Okay
好吧
So fourth down he bends over and yells hike
于是在第四次进攻时，他弯下腰大喊“开始”
So I went and grabbed his balls
于是我就去抓了他的球
Uhhh
呃...
I'm not gay
我不是同性恋
I'm not gay
我不是同性恋
I'm just doing my job step off
我只是在完成我的工作，离我远点
I'm not gay
我不是同性恋
It's not like I was purposefully trying to feel them
我并不是故意要去感受他们的
I wasn't
我没有
I just care about the safety of your future children
我只是关心你未来孩子的安全
Godfather
教父
I'm not gay I'm not gay
我不是同性恋 我不是同性恋
Quit telling me that man
别再跟我说那些话
I'm not gay
我不是同性恋
Next time I'll just let your balls get mangled son
下次我会让你的蛋蛋受伤，小子
PS I didn't know that you were so well hung
PS 我不知道你那么有料
Strolling with my homies in west Hollywood
和我的兄弟们在西好莱坞漫步
Hollywood
好莱坞
Wasn't my idea because I'm not gay
这不是我的主意，因为我不是同性恋
Dude walks by me with his shirt off and I was like
一个家伙光着膀子从我身边走过，我心想
Damn b**ch you fine
天啊，你真是迷人
F**k
该死
I'm not gay guys
我不是同性恋，各位
That ain't me
那不是我的标签
I'm just comfortable with my sexuality
我只是对自己的性取向感到自在
So I can admit when I see a guy
所以当我看到一个男人
Who has a handsome face and pretty eyes
拥有英俊的脸庞和迷人的眼睛
And a rock hard chest and rippling abs
结实的胸膛和线条分明的腹肌时，我可以坦然承认
And the tightest a** and those sculpted calves
那紧实的臀部与雕刻般的小腿
And those bulging quads and the perfect bod
那健硕的大腿与完美的身材
And ohh my god take your pants off
哦，我的天，脱掉你的裤子吧
Um

F**k it
去他的
I'm gay
我是同性恋
I'm f**king gay
我他妈就是同性恋
I'm the dude wearing nail polish yelling hey
我就是那个涂着指甲油大喊嘿的家伙
I'm the dude at the party who'll grab your butt
我就是那个在派对上会拍你屁股的家伙
That's me
那就是我
And when you turn around and look at me I'll be like what
当你转身看向我时 我会装作若无其事
Yeah

I'm gay
我是同性恋
I'm gay
我是同性恋
I'm hella gay
我完全是同性恋
I watch Zac Efron movies every Saturday
我每个周六都看扎克·埃夫隆的电影
And normal self expression doesn't suit me either
普通的自我表达方式也不适合我
That's why my degree is in musical theater
这就是为什么我选择了音乐剧专业
I'm so gay man
我真是同性恋啊