Yolo - The Lonely Island

Yolo

Yolo

You only live once
你的人生只有一次
The battle cry of a generation
这个世代的代表性口号
This life is a precious gift
生命是无价之宝
So don't get too crazy it's not worth the risk
所以别太疯狂，这不值得你冒险
You know that we are still young
你了解我们依然年轻
So don't be dumb
所以别傻了
Don't trust anyone
不要轻易信任任何人
'Cause you only live once
因为你的人生只有一次
You only live once that's the motto
你的人生只有一次，这是一个座右铭
So take a chill pill ease off the throttle
所以冷静点，把神经线放松点
Never go to loud clubs 'cause it's bad for your ears
别往吵杂的俱乐部去，别往吵杂的俱乐部去
Your friends will all be sorry when they can't hear
你的朋友都会因为他们听不到而感到相当遗憾
And stay the hell away from *** 'cause they're not legal
利用**让自己远离地狱不是合法的行为
Then bury all your money in the backyard like a Beagle
像只狗一样把你的钱藏在你家后院比较好
'Cause you should never trust a bank they've been known to fail
你最好不要去相信银行，因为他们早就知道啥时要赔钱
And never travel by car or bus boat or by rail
不搭汽车，公交车，船或是火车
And don't travel by plane and don't travel at all
不要搭飞机，不要坐任何交通工具
Built a bomb shelter basement with titanium walls
在地下室用钛合金打造一个铜墙铁壁的防空洞
And wear titanium suits in case pianos fall on ya
接着穿着用钛金属打造的盔甲，在被钢琴砸死前
And never go in saunas 'cause they're crawling with piranhas
也千万别去任何桑拿室，因为会有食人鱼爬进去咬人
And never take the stairs 'cause they're often unsafe
不要走楼梯，不要走楼梯
You only live once don't let it go to waste
你的人生只有一次，你的人生只有一次
You know that we are still young
你了解我们依然年轻
So hold off on the fun
所以戒掉一切嗜好
Cook your meat 'til it's done
烹煮肉类时，确定他已经熟透了
'Cause you only live once
烹煮肉类时，确定他已经熟透了
Yeah and here's another piece of advice
这里有句忠告话
Stay away from kids 'cause their hair is filled with mad lice
尽量离小孩子远一点，因为他们的头发都长满了阴虱
There's no such thing as too much Purell
根本就没这回事，当抹太多的Purell
This a cautionary tale word to George Orwell
这是一个借镜，来自于George Orwell所写的
So don't 1984 us sending bugs into sockets
所以别用1980年的蛮力用力插入任何插座
Always wear a chastity belt and triple lock it
永远穿着贞操带，并加上三个保险锁
Then hire a taster make him check your food for poison
接着聘雇一个品酒师傅，让他帮你确认你的食物有没有毒
And if you think your mailman is a spy then destroy him
如果你认为你的送件邮差是个间谍，那就毁灭他吧
No blankets or pajamas they could choke you in your sleep
别盖任何毛毯或是穿睡衣，因为这些会在你睡着的时候宰了你
Two words about furniture: KILLING MACHINES
两个单字来形容家具：杀人机器
Board your windows up the sun is bad for your health
把窗户通通封死，因为阳光对你的健康有害
And always wear a strait jacket so you're safe from yourself
永远穿着只有一条拉炼的夹克，这样你才来保证你自己安全
Take no chances (no chances)
不要有任何机会
Stop freelancing (right now)
停止任何自由业工作
Invest in your future don't dilute your finances
投资在你的未来，不要分散了你的银弹
401K – make sure it's low risk
401K，确定它的风险性低
Then get some real-estate (how much ) 4 2%
然后去搞些房地产来，第三年开始贷款利息4.2%
30-year mortgage that's important that's a great deal
这相当重要，会是一笔巨大的交易
And if you can't afford it don't forge it on your last bill
如果你买不起的话，别把这计划放在你最后的一张牌
Renting is for suckers right now
贷款是当下最需要的方案，这是一个相当可靠的保命符
A dependable savings and you'll retired with money in your account
在你退休时在你的账户里才会有钱给你花
YOLO

Say no no
说不
Isolate yourself
把自己孤立起来
And just roll solo be carefulo
只管自己唱独角戏，当心
You ought to look out also stands for YOLO
你必须看清一切，这一切都代表着YOLO
You know that we are still young
你了解我们依然年轻
Burn the prints off your thumbs
烫平你那会按指印的拇指
And pull out all your teeth
然后拔光你的牙齿
So you can't bite your tongue
这样你就不会咬到舌头了
Only on this earth for a short time (time)
在这地球上只有很短很短的时间
So don't go outside if you don't wanna die (die)
所以不可以出门，因为你不想死掉
Just take our advice and hide
把自己深深的埋藏起来，
And scream YOLO to the sky
并大声对天空喊着：YOLO
You ought to look out
你必须看清一切