Ernie (The Fastest Milkman in the West) - Benny Hill

Ernie (The Fastest Milkman in the West) (2003 Remaster) - Benny Hill
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You could hear the hoof beats pound as they raced across the ground
马蹄声如雷震耳 踏过尘土飞扬
And the clatter of the wheels as they spun round and round
车轮辚辚作响 在疾驰中旋转不停
And he galloped into Market Street his badge upon his chest
他策马冲进市集街 徽章在胸前闪亮
His name was Ernie and he drove the fastest milk cart in the west
他叫厄尼 驾着西部最快的牛奶车
Now Ernie loved a widow a lady known as sue
厄尼深爱着一位寡妇 人们都唤她苏
She lived all alone in liddley lane at number twenty
她独居利德巷 门牌二十号的房屋
They said she was too good for him she was haughty proud and chic
都说她高贵时髦 他根本配不上
But Ernie got his cocoa there three times every week
但每周三次 厄尼总去她家喝可可茶香
They called him Ernie Ernie
人们都叫他厄尼 厄尼
And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west
他驾驶着西部最快的牛奶车
She said she'd like to bathe in milk he said all right sweetheart
她说想在牛奶中沐浴 他说好的亲爱的
And when he'd finished work one night he loaded up his cart
某晚收工后 他装满了一车牛奶
He said you want it pasteurize cause pasteurize is best
他说要经过巴氏杀菌 因为这样最卫生
She says Ernie I'll be happy if it comes up to my chest
她说厄尼 只要牛奶没过我胸口就开心
That tickled old Ernie Ernie
这话逗乐了老厄尼 厄尼
And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west oh
他驾驶着西部最快的牛奶车 噢
Now Ernie had a rival an evil looking man
厄尼有个死对头 面目可憎的家伙
Called two ton ted from teddington and he drove the baker's van
人称两吨重的泰德 开着面包车送货
He tempted her with his treacle tarts and his tasty wholemeal bread
他用糖浆馅饼诱惑她 还有全麦面包飘香
And when she seen the size
当她看见那些
Of his hot meat pies it very near turned her head
热腾腾的肉馅饼 差点让她意乱情迷
She nearly swooned at his macaroon and he said if you treat me right
他的蛋白杏仁饼让她神魂颠倒 他说只要你对我好
You'll have hot rolls every morning and crumpets every night
每天早晨都有热面包 每晚都有松饼尝
He knew once she sampled his layer cake he'd have his wicked way
他知道只要她尝过千层蛋糕 就会落入他的圈套
And all Ernie had to offer was a pint of milk a day
厄尼每天只能献上一品脱牛奶
Poor Ernie Ernie
可怜的厄尼 可怜的厄尼
And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west oh
他驾驶着西部最快的牛奶车 噢
One lunch time ted saw Ernie's horse and cart outside her door
某天中午泰德看见她的门前停着厄尼的马车
It drove him mad to find it was still there at half past four
发现下午四点半马车还在 他怒火中烧
And as he let down from his van
当他从面包车下来时
Hot blood through his veins did course
热血在血管里沸腾
And he went across to Ernie's cart and didn't half kick his rose
他冲到厄尼的马车前 狠狠踢了他的玫瑰
Whose name was trigger trigger
那匹马名叫闪电闪电
And he pulled the fastest milk cart in the west
他拉着西部最快的牛奶车
Now Ernie rushed out into the street his gold top in his hand
厄尼冲上街头 金顶帽握在手中
He said if you wanna marry Susie you'll fight for her like a man
说若想娶苏西 就得像个男人为她而战
Oh why don't we play cards for her he sneeringly replied
泰德轻蔑回应 何不玩牌定胜负
And just to make it interesting we'll have a shilling on the side
为添些趣味 我们再加一先令赌注
Now Ernie dragged him from his van and beneath the blazing sun
厄尼将他拽出面包车 烈日当空下
They stood there face to face and ted went for his bun
两人对峙 泰德突然掏出了面包
But Ernie was too quick things didn't go the way ted planned
但厄尼身手太快 泰德的计划落了空
And a strawberry flavored yogurt sent it spinning from his hand
草莓味酸奶从他手中飞旋而出
Now Susie ran between them and tried to keep them apart
苏茜冲上前想把他们分开
And Ernie he pushed her aside
厄尼却将她推到一旁
And a rock cake caught him underneath his heart
一块硬岩蛋糕直击他心口下方
And he looked up in pained surprise and the concrete hardened crust
他痛苦而惊愕地抬头
Of a stale pork pie caught him in the eye and Ernie bit the dust
发霉猪肉派的硬壳砸中眼睛 厄尼就此殒命
Poor Ernie Ernie
可怜的厄尼 可怜的厄尼
And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west
他驾驶着西部最快的牛奶车
Ernie was only fifty two he didn't wanna die
厄尼才五十二岁 他并不想就此离世
And now he's gone to make deliveries in that milk round in the sky
如今他去了天上 继续送奶的差事
Where the customers are angels and ferocious dogs are banned
那里的顾客都是天使 凶猛的狗儿禁止入内
And the milkman's life is full of fun in that fairy dairy land
在那梦幻的奶制品乐园 送奶工的生活充满欢乐
But a woman's needs are many fold and soon she married ted
但女人的需求复杂多变 她很快嫁给了泰德
But strange things happened on their wedding night
然而新婚之夜怪事频发
As they lay in their bed
当他们同床共枕之时
Was that the trees a rustling or the hinges of the gate
是树叶沙沙作响 还是门轴吱呀摇晃
Or Ernie's ghostly gold tops a rattling in their crate
或是厄尼幽灵般的金顶奶瓶 在板条箱里叮当碰撞
They won't forget Ernie Ernie
他们永远不会忘记 厄尼啊厄尼
And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west
他驾驶着西部最快的牛奶车