Punk Rock High - Randy

Punk Rock High - Randy
I went to punk rock high
And the school of rock
I got an electric guitar
To compensate my small cock
I got a high squeaky voice
Like a mouse in a can
That's the way that I am
I wore baggy clothes
I was overweight
Now I'm a blue fox punk
Because I watched what I ate
Now I wear bondage pants
Just because I can
That's the wau that I am
I was a popular guy
At punk rock high
At the school of rock
I was cooler than the jocks
The regular classes
Was nothing for me
But at gas stations
Across Europe I got a degree
The boys and me got
Some history We're a mystery
We're still getting
It on writing our songs
And we still do
Everything that we can
Sticking it to the man
I went to punk rock high
And the school of rock
And just like Bill Haley
I rock around the clock
I don't need a glass
I drink straight from the can
That's the way that I am
I was a popular guy
At punk rock high
At the school of rock
I was cooler than the jocks
At rock n roll university
I got a doctors degree and a phd
The boys and me got some
History We're a mystery
We're still getting it
On writing our songs
And we still do everything that we can
Fred once said man
We must be misled
There must be something
Better than a van as a bed
I said we got to do all
That we can sticking it to the man
Got to do all that
We can sticking it to the man
The boys and me got some
History we're a mystery
We're still getting it
On writing our songs
And we still do everything that we can
Fred once said man
We must be misled
There must be something
Better than a van as a bed
I said we got to do all
That we can sticking it to the man
Got to do all that we can
Sticking it to the man
I said we got to do all
That we can sticking it to the man