B.E.A.S.T.(Cd) - Nekromantix

B for bad I'm obnoxious as in a sexist creep
E for egomaniac when I feel tired and I just want to sleep
A for airhead
S for sucker you wish you never had been born
T stands for terrible when I'm watching football or downloading p**n
BEAST
Blame god he is the creator
Leave me alone stop being such a drag
Play game stop being a hater
Nag nag nag nag
Please tell me why o why
You call me a beast when I'm just being a guy
I'm doing the best I can
Yet you call me a beast when I'm just being a man
B for Brat I'm pestiferous when I'm teasing and annoying as hell
E for evil and malodorous as a pig when my feet smell
A for awful
S for sleezebag when we don't agree
T stands for tripping out
Just because I forgot our anniversary
BEAST
B for bully I'm tedious I'm never romantic enough
E for enamored and tenacious and pretending to be o so tough
A for asshole
S for Slacker when I forget it's my turn to clean
T stands for tosser when I'm acting like a stupid teen
BEAST