如何让白鼠爱上学习 - 英语RAP - A路人

Hi you guys！
大家好！
I'm a fucking African
我是他喵的非洲人
Michael Jack
卖扣姐
And today,it a story of how to do to the gaoji
这节课我们来讲讲如何搞基
It's a story of how to set your body free
讲讲如何释放你的肉♂体
Make you fall in love in day one,two,three!
一二三天内让爱淹没你
Yo it's a grade-one rule goes primary
刚到一年级有一个惯例
Big crowds heard with your memory
要给大家讲讲你的故事
So here I here I go,go,go
所以我就冲冲冲上去讲
Learning's something you won't say
既然学了也用不上
Why not be a fucking gay？
当个基佬，岂不美哉？
Fa♂Fa♂Fa♂Fa♂Fucking gay
当他喵喵喵喵个基佬~
So listen care fully
所以你听仔细
I'm being frankly
我坦白跟你讲
Coz'you are so ugly
一切都因为你是个丑逼
...and it's a tragedy QAQ
哦简直就是个悲剧QAQ
Duang
Duang~
Oh oh tragedy,tragedy QAQ
哦哦简直就是个放满悲剧的茶几
So come and ask me why you are so ugly
然后你现在又来问我你为什么是个丑逼
And we come over with something crtical
这时候我们就能发现一些神奇的东西
Lesson one you gotta be someone beautiful
颜值是一切的前提
Fulfill your heart with love so colourful
让你的生活充满爱的色彩
But you're so ugly and I'm not helpful
然而你是个丑逼and我无能为力
...and everyone of you
编辑于2017/11/15更新