Charge It - Tim Curry

Well you can Telex my accountant
Call up Tele Credit too
I know they sent a monthly statement
But I never read it through
You say you won't accept my Visa
Or American Express
And the computer is suspicious
'Cause I've got no fixed address
Lady that's a valid document
Check out the way I'm dressed
You know the way I'm feeling now
I'd take a lie detector test
Paradise lost for capital gain
Traded for a ticket on the gravy train
I can amortize the cost with a minimum of pain
But I need it for a write off
Can't take another night off
You know I never carry change
I just Charge it
Where do I sign
Charge it
Show me the dotted line
Charge It
I don't have the time to waste
Charge It
Oh don't mess around
Charge It
I've got to get downtown
'Cause I promised to deliver
To live up to the letter of the
Lord I'm in a state of grace
Yeah baby angel
Oh oh
Well I've enjoyed us doing business
But I really must confess
This pompous attitute just isn't calculated to impress
There's a driver in my car outside
Who's easily distressed
Lady when he's through with you
He's gonna leave your face a mess
Paradise lost for capital gain
Traded for a ticket on the gravy train
I can amortize the cost with a minimum of pain
But I need it for a write off
Can't take another night off
You know I never carry change
I just Charge It
Where do I sign
Charge It
Show me the dotted line
Charge It
I don't have the time to waste
Charge It
Oh don't mess around
Charge It
I've got to get downtown
'Cause I promised to deliver
To live up to the letter of the
Lord I'm in a state of grace
There's goes that
Babe
It's an equal opportunity there
Charge It
Where do I sign
Charge It
Show me the dotted line
Charge It
I don't have the time to waste
Oh don't mess around babe
Don't mess around babe
Charge It
Where do I sign
Charge It
Show me the dotted line
I don't have the time to
Charge It
What is that
A blue one I don't have a blue one
A red one I don't have a red one
Oh just that gold one
I don't know do they come in platinum
Whoa babe
Where do I sign
Maybe I can just make my mark
I don't know do you read
Are you literate babe
Are you numerate babe
Do you get laid babe
I don't carry green it's just
It makes such a bulge in the pocket
You like the suit
There's something in the piping in the back
I wanted to have changed
But my Spanish tailor didn't fly in last week
You know him He's called Manuel
But he always makes the pocket so that if you put money in it
It looks so ugly
Oh cash baby
Cash anymore babe
Oh fine send for the manager
You can't be the manager
Are you kidding
There's a serious problem in personnel