If You Must - Del Tha Funkee Homosapien

If You Must - Del Tha Funkee Homosapien
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It's important to practice good hygiene
保持良好卫生很重要
At least if you wanna run with my team
至少如果你想加入我们团队
I'm bout to get into some sh*t that I've seen
我要说说我亲眼所见的事
This fool's breath I mean so bad it'll melt your ice cream
这家伙的口气 简直能把冰淇淋融化
They say don't say nothing if you can't say nice things
人们常说若说不出好话就保持沉默
Sittin too close to him it burned() like my eyes sting
坐得离他太近 熏得我眼睛刺痛
I try to be subtle hand him a stick of gum
我试着委婉地递给他一片口香糖
I was a victim of breath on him
却还是被他口气熏得够呛
Running his yap about what sets he from
他滔滔不绝自夸与众不同
Gotta get some gum gotta get him some
得给他些口香糖遮掩恶臭
He turned it down his teeth was brown
他拒绝时露出满口黄牙
Excruciating for him and it was a new sensation
这对他而言是全新折磨体验
I had to ask the d**e to pass the soap
我不得不让那家伙递肥皂
'Cause his toe had the sniff of crustaceans
因他脚趾散发着海鲜腥臊
Or bathrooms in a bus station
活像公交车站的厕所味道
He had a can of Olde E and some raisins
他拿着廉价啤酒和葡萄干
Amazing head to toe B O
惊人 从头到脚散发着异味
He didn't know used to the fragrance
他浑然不觉 早已习惯这气息
Just as the days went without bathing
就像连日不洗澡那般自然
He felt manly and not like a maiden
自以为阳刚 不屑女儿家的洁净
He had one dread and fungus
他头顶阴云 真菌丛生
Said he worked on peoples' toilets with plungers
自称通马桶是谋生本领
Girls not the guy you would want to tongue ya
姑娘们 这可不是你想亲吻的类型
So guys take your cue from this number
诸位请以此曲为镜自省
You gotta wash your a** if you must
若想干净就得洗洗你的身体
You gotta wash your hair if you must
若想清爽就得洗洗你的头发
You gotta brush your teeth if you must
若想清新就得刷刷你的牙齿
Or else you'll be funkyyyyyyyy
否则你会变得臭气熏天
You gotta wash your a** if you must
若想干净就得洗洗你的身体
You gotta wash your hair if you must
若想清爽就得洗洗你的头发
You gotta brush your teeth if you must
若想清新就得刷刷你的牙齿
Or else you'll be funkyyyyyyyy
否则你会变得臭气熏天
Now at class you need total concentration
课堂上需要全神贯注
But there's kids in the back holdin conversations
后排却有人交头接耳
Crackin on each other and neither were poster boys
互相嘲笑 都不是什么好榜样
Both of em smell like the type that soap avoids
两人身上散发着肥皂都避之不及的气味
Coast and Joy they leave their absence
Coast和Joy走过的地方留下异味
One's fool's feet smelled like it struck some matchsticks
有个蠢货的脚臭得像火柴棍
Brimstone girls would never bring him home
正经姑娘绝不会带他回家
I was laughin then his friend raised his tone
我正笑着 他朋友突然提高嗓门
And said "Bud you rolled all over yourself" "yeaaa"
说道"老兄你浑身都馊透了""没错"
I know some people your a** should be submerged
有些人真该泡进消毒水
Like you need to deal with water 'cause you smell like a turd
你臭得像粪坑 得用水管冲个透
Wanna cap get some courage your feet smell lurid
想戴帽子先壮胆 你脚臭得发酸
Well look it up
自己查查字典
And while you're at it get a cup
顺便拿个杯子
And squeeze the sweat out your sweatshirt and drink it or gargle
把汗衫拧出馊水 喝掉或漱口
You get our vote for most stinkiest
你荣获"最臭之王"称号
That ni**a started thinkin of sh*t said I was frail
那家伙满嘴胡言说我体弱
I said he was stale
我回敬他浑身馊味
Underarms is ripe
腋下酸腐难闻
Undergarments tight about to leap out your holy sweats
底裤紧勒 汗渍快要爆出破洞
And we holdin bets and after this I'm gonna collect
我们打赌押注 待会儿就要收账
Ni**a check yourself
好好检视自己
Respect yourself
学会自重自爱
And wash your mothaf**kin body 'fore your sweatshirt melt
快把你那身臭皮囊洗干净 别让汗衫都发霉
Like radioactive no lady find you attractive
像核辐射般刺鼻 没有姑娘会靠近
The funk got you captive
恶臭将你囚禁
You don't need a map b**ch
这味道根本不用找
You gotta wash your a** if you must
若想干净就得洗洗你的身体
You gotta wash your hair if you must
若想清爽就得洗洗你的头发
You gotta brush your teeth if you must
若想清新就得刷刷你的牙齿
Or else you'll be funkyyyyyyyy
否则你会变得臭气熏天
You gotta wash your a** if you must
若想干净就得洗洗你的身体
You gotta wash your hair if you must
若想清爽就得洗洗你的头发
You gotta brush your teeth if you must
若想清新就得刷刷你的牙齿
Or else you'll be funkyyyyyyyy
否则你会变得臭气熏天