Everyday Normal Guy 2 - Jon lajoie

[00:01.004]You want some more of this ***?
[00:08.161]Back in the heezy... We could do this all year long
[00:13.649]I'm just a regular everyday normal ************
[00:16.364]I told you in the first song, I'll tell you in another
[00:18.821]I'm just a regular everyday normal ************
[00:21.758]I don't have a girlfriend, my hand's my only lover
[00:24.163]I'm just a regular everyday normal ************
[00:27.014]One night a week my mom likes to cook me supper
[00:29.598]I'm just a regular everyday normal ************
[00:32.262]And Michael Keaton was my favorite Batman
[00:34.984]I was walking down the street just the other day
[00:37.278]I saw these two fine *****es, they were walking my way
[00:39.957]\"Yo, what you girls doing tonight?\" is what I wanted to say
[00:42.554]But suddenly I panicked, my voice started to shake
[00:45.084]So I put my head down, And I just walked away
[00:47.973]I had a bus to catch anyway,  worked out great
[00:50.663]Got on the bus, put my headphones on, and pressed play
[00:53.372]Sheryl Crow, James Blunt, and **********ing Ace of Bass
[00:56.430]Yo, what can I say? 's just a day in my life
[00:58.657]I'm up early in the morning, in bed early at night
[01:01.405]To be productive at work, I got to be well rested
[01:04.341]Yeah, ************,you heard what I just said
[01:06.914]I'm just a regular everyday normal ************
[01:09.561]I n't like margarine, I much prefer the taste of butter
[01:12.058]I'm just a regular everyday normal ************
[01:14.831]My  favorite movies as a kid were Superman and Ghostbusters
[01:17.386]I'm just a regular everyday normal ************
[01:20.189]I have a hard time opening my eyes underwater
[01:22.659]I'm just a regular everyday normal ************
[01:25.531]And I'm not a huge Nicholas Cage fan
[01:28.112]I'm from a lower-middle class family
[01:30.565]Me and my brothers and sisters played hide-and-seek
[01:33.068]I have good memories from my childhood, *****
[01:36.222]My favorite toy was my ****ing firetruck, *****
[01:38.947]I used to play with that ************ all day long
[01:41.343]Until I learned about *** from the Sears catalog
[01:44.039]And then I played with my ************ all day long
[01:46.669]About ten times a day, man, all year long
[01:49.341]My favorite song, ************, I n't like to  admit
[01:51.992]Is a Celine Dion Song from the movie Titanic
[01:54.842]Every night in my dreams, I see you , I feel you
[02:00.309]Every time I hear that ****ing ****, a tear comes to my eye
[02:02.752]Why the **** did Leonardo  DiCaprio have to die
[02:05.552]Yo, I'm not afraid to say that I'm a sensitive guy
[02:08.216]Sticks and stones break my bones
[02:09.472]But 's the words that make me cry
[02:10.787]Like that time in grade three
[02:12.280]When a girl called me Stupid Face
[02:13.987]She really hurt me... Why'd she call me Stupid Face?
[02:16.245]Is my face stupid? How's that even possible?
[02:19.053]A person could be stupid, but a face, that's impossible
[02:21.680]**** happens all the time, and learn how to deal with it
[02:24.119]Regular everyday normal ****ing ********
[02:26.838]I'm just a regular everyday normal ************
[02:29.511]When I get into a fight, I usually leave on a stretcher
[02:31.997]I'm just a regular everyday normal ************
[02:34.711]When I got nothing to say, I usually talk about the weather
[02:37.445]I'm just a regular everyday normal ************
[02:40.146]I like the first Back to the Future, but the second one was better
[02:42.627]I'm just a regular everyday normal ************
[02:45.515]I like red peppers better than the green ones
[02:48.484]Ooh-hoo, saving up my money to go buy a new dishwasher
[02:55.602]Mine broke about six months ago... ************
[03:01.719]Go, go, go, go shawty
[03:05.080]'s your  birthday
[03:06.513]Go party like 's your birthday
[03:09.176]I wasn't invited, but 's okay
[03:11.895]I'll just stay at home, and play some video games