Walk This Way (Dick - Sasha

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Artist: Eminem f\/ Dr. Dre
Album:  Slim Shady LP
Song:   Guilty Conscience
Typed by: DeePhunk@aol.com, dj.flash@pobox.com
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[00:01]\t{sound of static}
[announcer]
[00:02]Meet Eddie, twenty-three years old.
[00:04]Fed up with life and the way things are going,
[00:07]he decides to rob a liquor store.
[00:09](\"I can't take this no more, I can't take it no more homes\")
[00:11]But on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart.
[00:13]And suddenly, his conscience comes into play...
(\"Shit is mine, I gotta do this.. gotta do this\")
[Dr. Dre]
[00:17]Alright, stop!  (Huh?)
[00:18]Now before you walk in the door of this liquor store
[00:20]and try to get money out the drawer
[00:22]You better think of the consequence  (But who are you?)
[00:24]I'm your motherfuckin conscience
[Eminem]
[00:26]That's nonsense!
[00:27]Go in and gaffle the money and run to one of your aunt's cribs
[00:30]And borrow a damn dress, and one of her blonde wigs
[00:33]Tell her you need a place to stay
[00:34]You'll be safe for days if you shave your legs with an aged razor blade
[Dr. Dre]
[00:38]Yeah but if it all goes through like it's supposed to
[00:40]The whole neighborhood knows you and they'll expose you
[00:43]Think about it before you walk in the door first
[00:45]Look at the store clerk, she's older than George Burns
[Eminem]
[00:48]Fuck that!  Do that shit!  Shoot that bitch!
[00:51]Can you afford to blow this shit?  Are you that rich?
[00:53]Why you give a fuck if she dies?  Are you that bitch?
[00:56]Do you really think she gives a fuck if you have kids?
[Dr. Dre]
[00:59]Man, don't do it, it's not worth it to risk it!  (You're right!)
[01:01]Not over this shit  (Stop!) Drop the biscuit  (I will!)
[01:04]Don't even listen to Slim yo, he's bad for you
[01:07](You know what Dre?  I don't like your attitude..)
{sound of static}
[01:11](\"It's alright c'mon, just come in here for a minute\")
(\"Mmm, I don't know!\")
[01:15](\"Look baby..\")
(\"Damn!\")
[01:17](\"Yo, it's gonna be alright, right?\")
(\"Well OK..\")
[announcer]
[01:19]Meet Stan, twenty-one years old.  (\"Give me a kiss!\")
[01:21]After meeting a young girl at a rave party,
[01:23]things start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom.
[01:26]Once again, his conscience comes into play...  (\"Shit!\")
[Eminem]
[01:31]Now listen to me, while you're kissin her cheek
[01:32]and smearin her lipstick, I slipped this in her drink
[01:35]Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little bitch's earlobe..
[01:38](Yo!  This girl's only fifteen years old
[01:41]You shouldn't take advantage of her, that's not fair)
[01:44]Yo, look at her bush.. does it got hair?  (Uh huh!)
[01:47]Fuck this bitch right here on the spot bare
[01:49]Til she passes out and she forgot how she got there
[01:52](Man, ain't you ever seen that one movie _Kids_?)
[01:54]No, but I seen the porno with SunDoobiest!
[01:57](Shit, you wanna get hauled off to jail?)
[01:59]Man fuck that, hit that shit raw dawg and bail..
{sound of static}
{pickup idling, radio playing}
[announcer]
[02:09]Meet Grady, a twenty-nine year old construction worker.
[02:12]After coming home from a hard day's work,
[02:16]he walks in the door of his trailer park home
[02:18]to find his wife in bed with another man.
[02:22](\"WHAT THE FUCK?!?!\")
(\"Grady!!\")
[Dr. Dre]
[02:23]Alright calm down, relax, start breathin..
[Eminem]
[02:26]Fuck that shit, you just caught this bitch cheatin
[02:28]While you at work she's with some dude tryin to get off?!
[02:31]FUCK slittin her throat, CUT THIS BITCH'S HEAD OFF!!!
[Dr. Dre]
[02:33]Wait!  What if there's an explanation for this shit?
[02:36](What?  She tripped?  Fell?  Landed on his dick?!)
[02:38]Alright Shady, maybe he's right Grady
[02:41]But think about the baby before you get all crazy
[Eminem]
[02:44]Okay!  Thought about it, still wanna stab her?
[02:47]Grab her by the throat, get your daughter and kidnap her?
[02:49]That's what I did, be smart, don't be a retard
[02:52]You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped DEE BARNES??!
[Dr. Dre]
[02:55]What'chu say?  (What's wrong?   Didn't think I'd remember?)
[02:57]I'ma kill you motherfucker!
[Eminem]
[02:59]Uhhh-aahh!  Temper temper!
[03:00]Mr. Dre?  Mr. ?
[03:02]Mr. AK comin' straight outta Compton y'all better make way?
[03:05]How in the fuck you gonna tell this man not to be violent?
[Dr. Dre]
[03:08]Cause he don't need to go the same route that I went
[03:10]Been there, done that.. aw fuck it...
[03:13]What am I sayin?  Shoot em both Grady, where's your gun at?
{gun fires, is cocked, and re-fired}