Cut Every Corner - The Simpsons

Alright children let's clean up this room
Aw mam
Do we have to
Now now I know a little secret that will make the job go twice as fast
If there's a task that must be done
Don't turn your tail and run
Don't pout don't sob
Just do a half-assed job
If you cut every corner
It is really not so bad
Everybody does it
Even mom and dad
If nobody sees it
Then nobody gets mad
Bart: It's the American way
Sherry: The policeman on the street
Needs some time to rest his feet
Chief Wiggum: Fighting crime is not my cup of tea
Sherry: And the clerk who runs the store
Can charge a little more
For meat
Apu: For meat
Sherry: And milk
Apu: And milk
Sherry