Alfie - Bill Evans

[00:01.18]Lily Allen
[00:01.55]Alfie
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[00:08.62]Ooooo deary me,
[00:12.61]My little brother's in his bedroom smoking ****,
[00:16.14]I tell him he should get up cos it's nearly quarter past three
[00:20.15]He can't be bothered cos he's high on THC.
[00:24.14]I ask him very nicely if he'd like a cup of tea,
[00:28.08]I can't even see you cos the room is so smokey,
[00:32.13]Don't understand how one can watch so much TV,
[00:36.09]My baby brother Alfie how I wish that you could see.
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[00:40.29]Oooooo I only say it cos I care,
[00:44.03]So please can you stop pulling my hair.
[00:47.96]Now, now there's no need to swear,
[00:51.93]Please don't despair my dear Mon frere.
[00:55.56]
[00:56.47]Ooooo Alfie get up it's a brand new day,
[01:00.34]I just can sit back and watch your life waste away
[01:04.08]You need to get a job because the bills need to get paid.
[01:08.06]Get off your lazy arse,
[01:11.65]Alfie please use your brain
[01:12.38]Surely there's some walls out there that you can go spray,
[01:16.17]I'm feeling guilty for leading you astray,
[01:20.15]Now how the hell do you ever expect that you'll get laid,
[01:24.13]When all you do is stay and play on your computer games?
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[01:28.11]Oooooo I only say it cos I care,
[01:31.99]So please can you stop pulling my hair.
[01:35.99]Now, now there's no need to swear,
[01:40.12]Please don't despair my dear Mon frere.
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[02:00.09]Oh little brother please refrain from doing that,
[02:03.82]I'm trying to help you out so can you stop being a twat.
[02:07.75]It's time that you and I sat down and had a little chat,
[02:11.88]Just look me in the eyes take off that stupid thick hat.
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[02:16.29]Oooooo I only say it cos I care,
[02:20.09]So please can you stop pulling my hair.
[02:23.91]Now, now there's no need to swear,
[02:28.05]Please don't despair
[02:32.12]Please don't despair
[02:36.04]Please don't despair
[02:37.67]Mon frere
[02:39.38]D. M .N
[02:39.64]ming na!!!
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