Barhopper 1 - Kid Koala

His first date
He wasn't quite sure what to do and what to say
See for yourself That's her
Where
Sitting right in front of us That's Sharon
Oh wow
The most important thing is the first thing you say
Hello
What do you want
I feel I might lay an egg any moment
I beg your pardon
What's a beautiful woman like you doing in a bar like this
Beat it jerk
Now don't sugar-coat it Just what is it you're trying to say
Oh grow up
You're falling in love with me
You're falling in love with me
No time for this nonsense
Why do men always assume that a woman alone at a bar is just waiting to be picked up
How would you like to spank somebody
I beg your pardon
I do love love love you
I know but I do wish you weren't so ugly
Would you like to come over to my apartment and listen to some albums
What is the matter with you