The Morning Report - Samuel E. Wright

[00:03.15]It's an honor and a privilege, a duty I perform
[00:07.29]With due sense of decorum and with pride
[00:11.37]With deference and great respect very much the norm
[00:16.01]Plus a hint of sycophancy on the side
[00:21.33]To lay before my ruler all the facts about his realm
[00:25.46]To fill him in on all the beastly news
[00:28.84]Yes, yes, Zazu, get on with it!
[00:31.97]In order that His Majesty stands sturdy at the helm
[00:34.57]Aware of all the fauna's latest views
[00:36.41]Zazu! The morning report!
[00:38.60]Er-- yes, Sire-- the morning report
[00:44.72]Chimps are going ape, giraffes remain above it all
[00:47.87]Elephants remember, though just what I can't recall
[00:50.90]Crocodiles are snapping up fresh offers from the banks
[00:53.94]Showed interest in my nest egg but I quickly said \"No thanks!\"
[00:57.12]We haven't paid the hornbills and the vultures have a hunch
[01:00.26]Not everyone invited will be coming back for lunch
[01:06.34]This is the morning report
[01:09.33]Gives you the long and the short
[01:12.56]Every grunt, roar, and snort
[01:15.66]Not a tale I distort
[01:18.79]On the morning report
[01:23.00]What are you doing, son?
[01:24.23]Pouncing
[01:25.62]Let and old pro show you how it's done
[01:28.56]The buffalo have got a beef
[01:29.93]About this season's grass（Stay low to the ground）
[01:31.73]Warthogs have been thwarted in attempts to save their gas（Yeah, stay low!）
[01:34.87]Flamingoes in the pink and
[01:36.11]Chasing secretary birds
[01:38.15]Saffron is this season's color(Shh, not a sound)
[01:39.64]Seen in all the herds
[01:41.25]Moving down the rank and file(Take it slow)
[01:43.08]To near the bottom rung(One more step)
[01:44.47]Far too many beetles ar equite frankly in the dung(Then pounce!)
[01:48.90]Aaaaaak!
[01:50.34]This is the morning report
[01:53.19]Gives you the long and the short
[01:56.47]Every grunt, roar, and snort
[01:59.41]Not a tale I distort
[02:02.39]On the morning report
[02:08.38]This is the morning report
[02:11.48]Gives you the long and the short
[02:14.77]Every grunt, roar, and snort
[02:17.70]Not a tale I distort
[02:20.85]On the morning report