Nail in the Coffin - Eminem

[00:00.050]This motherfvxker, man! Just won't shut up, will you?
[00:04.250]Talkin' 'bout I owe him
[00:05.640]*****, you owe me! I'm promotin' you right now
[00:09.500]Yo, let's put the nail in this coffin!
[00:11.360]I don't wanna be like this
[00:14.020]I don't really wanna hurt no feelings
[00:17.030]But I'm only bein' real when I say
[00:19.640]Nobody wants to hear their grandfather rap (Nope)
[00:22.510]And old men have heart attacks
[00:24.970]And I don't wanna be responsible for that
[00:27.550]So, put the mic down and walk away
[00:30.220]You can still have a little bit of dignity
[00:32.780]I would never claim to be no Ray Benzino
[00:36.120]An 83-year-old fake Pacino
[00:38.870]So how can he hold me over some balcony without
[00:41.870]Blowin' his lower back out as soon as he goes to lift me? (Ugh!)
[00:45.340]Please don't— You'll probably fall with me
[00:47.850]And our asses'll both be history (Aah!)
[00:49.990]But then again, you'd finally get your wish
[00:52.370]'Cause you'll be all over the street, like 50 Cent (Hahahaha)
[00:55.660]You fvxkin' punk pvssy! Fvxk you, chump!
[00:57.960]Give me a one-on-one, see if I don't fvxk you up
[01:00.570]Tried to jump the Ruff Ryders and they cut you up
[01:03.370]And you put Jada on a track, that's how much you suck
[01:06.140]**** in the industry, swear that you in the streets hustlin'
[01:09.380]You sit behind a fvxkin' desk at The Source bvtt-kissin'
[01:12.280]And beggin' motherfvxkers for guest appearances
[01:14.890]And you can't even get the clearances
[01:16.800]'Cause real lyricists don't even respect you or take you serious
[01:20.300]It's not that we don't like you— We hate you, period
[01:23.120]Talk about a mid-life crisis, damn
[01:25.600]Last week, you was shakin' Obie Trice's hand
[01:28.320]Now he's a buster? What the fvxk's with that?
[01:30.720]Get on a track dissin' us, kissin' 50's ass
[01:33.510]And askin' me what I know about indictments, bite me!
[01:36.520]*****, I got two cases and probation— Fight me!
[01:39.810]What do I know about standin' in front of a judge like a man
[01:43.100]Ready to take whatever sentence he hands?
[01:45.240]What you know about your wife slicin' her wrists
[01:47.280]Right in front of the only thing that you have in this world— A little girl?
[01:51.020]And I put that on her, when this is all over
[01:53.680]I would never try to make her a star and eat off her
[01:56.610]I don't know sh1t about no choppin' rocks
[01:58.800]But what you know about Hip-Hop Shops rockin' spots
[02:01.440]Where you're the only white boy up in that *****, just rippin'?
[02:04.500]Pressin' up your own fliers and your stickers
[02:06.660]Stickin' them *****es up after spendin' six hours at Kinko's
[02:10.060]Makin' copies of your covers of cassette singles
[02:12.620]To sell them out of the trunk of your Tracer
[02:15.000]Spendin' your whole paychecks at Disc Makers
[02:17.820]What you know about being bullied over half your life?
[02:20.800]Oh, that's right, you should know what that's like, you're half white (Haha)
[02:24.060]Vanilla Ice, spill the beans and rice
[02:26.280]I'm eatin' you alive inside, Jesus Christ!
[02:29.050]If you're that much of a *******, put the mic down!
[02:32.260]You should be out killin' motherfvxkers right now
[02:35.060]Kill a motherfvxker dead, kill him dead, *****!
[02:37.800]Shoot 'em in the fvxkin' head— Go ahead, *****!
[02:40.470]Slap my mom! Slap the fvxk out of her!
[02:43.000]She can't sue you, she wouldn't get a buck out of ya
[02:45.770]'Cause you're broke as fvxk, you suck, you're a fvxkin' joke
[02:48.690]If you was really sellin' coke, well, then what the fvxk
[02:51.490]You stop for, dummy? If you slew some crack
[02:53.920]You'd make a lot more money than you do from rap (Haha)
[02:56.840]You'll never have no security, you'll never be famous
[02:59.640]You'll never know what it's like to be rich, life's a *****, ain't it?
[03:03.010]Raymond? Here, let me break this sh1t down in layman's terms for you
[03:07.060]Just to make sure that you can understand us
[03:09.070]And Canibus ain't usin' too many complicated fvxkin' words for you
[03:12.520]Here, and let me slow it down for you
[03:14.630]So that you can understand if I say it slower
[03:17.350]Let it go, dog, it's over
[03:19.310]I don't wanna be like this
[03:21.950]I don't really wanna hurt no feelings
[03:25.140]But I'm only bein' real when I say
[03:27.510]Nobody wants to hear they grandfather rap (Ah-uh)
[03:30.520]And old men have heart attacks
[03:32.920]I don't wanna be responsible for that
[03:35.610]So, put the mic down and walk away
[03:38.250]You can still have a little bit of dignity
[03:40.890]Haha… Talkin' 'bout I have motherfvxkers callin' your crib
[03:45.770]*****, you ain't even got a fvxkin' crib!
[03:48.720]You ain't even got a fvxkin' phone… Fvxkin' bum!
[03:52.980]Threatenin' to shut me down at your lil' fvxkin' Source magazine
[03:56.400]If I come back on you and attack you
[03:58.780]*****, you attacked me first!
[04:00.010]Take it like a man, and shut the fvxk up!
[04:02.570]And fvxk your little magazine too!
[04:04.710]I don't need your little fvxkin' magazine
[04:06.750]I got XXL's number anyways
[04:10.850]And y'all can't stand it, 'cause they gettin' bigger than y'all
[04:14.580]Oh, and by the way, how'd I look on the VMA's?
[04:20.490]When you was watchin' me
[04:21.850]From, whatever fvxkin' TV you was watchin' me from
[04:24.640]From Boston… The mean streets of Boston
[04:30.700]Fvxkin' s1ssy! And you got us scared up in here, motherfvxker
[04:36.010]Suck our motherfvxkin' ****s!
[04:39.110]Oh! And for those that don't know
[04:42.980]Don't get it twisted, y'all: The Source has a white owner!