I Drive My Mommy Crazy - Gary Rosen

I drive my mommy crazy because I'm two
I drive my mommy crazy yes I do
I drive my mommy crazy because I'm two
I drive my mommy crazy boo hoo hoo
My toes sit on the table when Mom says Time to eat
My fork and spoon are drumsticks
I pound a jungle beat
I want some milk with dinner I'll do it Let me pour
I tip the carton over
There's a river on the floor Oh oh
I drive my mommy crazy because I'm two
I drive my mommy crazy yes I do
I drive my mommy crazy because I'm two
I drive my mommy crazy boo hoo hoo
Today's a new adventure I do things by myself
I climb up on the counter to reatch the highest shelf
I hold him with my fingers take the top off honey bear
He's upside down I squeeze him
All the honey's everywhere Umm good
I drive my mommy crazy because I'm two
I drive my mommy crazy yes I do
I drive my mommy crazy because I'm two
I drive my mommy crazy boo hoo hoo
I go play in my sandbox a pile of dirt I dug
I carry in a handful and dump it on the rug
My Mom says Be a helper pick up the living room
I love to clean the mess up
Hear the vacuum go zoom zoom
I drive my mommy crazy because I'm two
I drive my mommy crazy yes I do
I drive my mommy crazy because I'm two
I drive my mommy crazy boo hoo hoo
I scare the check out person at the grocery store
I am the king of beasties I growl a lion's roar
Now I am an airplane Jump out the shopping cart
Of Mom watch this I'm flying
I'm just kidding
Gasp
Oh my heart
I drive my mommy crazy because I'm two
I drive my mommy crazy yes I do
I drive my mommy crazy because I'm two
I drive my mommy crazy boo hoo hoo
I drive my mommy crazy because I'm two
I drive my Mommy Mom I love you