US Army - Booze Brothers

When I was young I used to be,
A finer man who e'er ya see,
Then President Bush came up to me,
Join the US Army,
Ta-loo ra-loo ra-loo ra-loo,
They're lookin for monkeys up the zoo,
Says I if Id have a face like you,
I'd join the US Army,
Sarah Conner baked a cake,
It's all for poor slattery's sake,
She Threw Meself into the lake,
Pretendin' I was barmy,
Ta-loo ra-loo ra-loo ra-loo,
I've made me mind with what to do,
I'll work me ticket home to you,
And f*ck The US Army,
When I lived on to fight away,**
Her wife got in the family way,
The only thing that she could say,
Was blame the US Army,
Ta-loo ra-loo ra-loo ra-loo,
Me curse upon the labour blue,
That took my darlin boy from me,
To join the US Army,
**Absolutely no idea what is said in this portion**
Sarah Palin buy her way,
Her wife got in the family,
150 pints away,
To save the US Army,
**End portion **
Ta-loo ra-loo ra-loo ra-loo,
I'd made up me mind on what to do,
I'll work my ticket home to you,
And f*ck the US Army,
When I was young I had a twist,
For punchin raqi's with me fist,
Though I thought I might enlist,
And join the US Army,
Ta-loo ra-loo ra-loo ra-loo,
I'd made up me mind on what to do,
I'll work my ticket home to you,
And f*ck the US Army,
**-Best interpretation I can give