Herbs, Good Hygiene and Socks - Lovage

[00:00.403]I don't dig a lot of the establishment
[00:02.128]Well, your ideas and values
[00:03.784]They may work for you but
[00:05.352]They don't all work for me
[00:07.726]As far as I'm concerned
[00:09.485]Some are with it
[00:10.455]And well some aren't
[00:11.451]Hmm, that's a hard one to say
[00:14.303]It's hard to say, I'd say
[00:17.741]Well wash your ass every day
[00:21.602]Wash your whole body every day
[00:23.738]And brush your breath at least 2 or 3 times a day
[00:27.646]With your teeth, and then you know, wash the face
[00:32.504]Do any of these things prevent venereal disease,
[00:34.490]besides the rubbers?
[00:36.157]Carry some of your herbal or salt or pepper around in your pocket
[00:40.043]Stuff, it opens up in your pocket
[00:41.730]and gets mixed up with your lint cotton
[00:43.612]Or mess with the flavour
[00:45.129]Cuz when you take the herb and put it in your mouth
[00:47.081]Then you gonna be eatin' somethin'
[00:48.725]then you got little strings of lint pullin' on your teeth
[00:51.385]So you just take it out and use the string for flossin'
[00:54.269]That's... that's far out
[00:56.968]What do you feel is the best way to
[00:58.745]To keep from getting a, a chick pregnant?
[01:00.829]I mean..., what do you do?
[01:04.234]Well, you need different pairs of socks
[01:05.647]You know, some times you need the coloured socks
[01:07.790]That's if you're gonna wear one pair of socks to hide your dirt
[01:11.570]Then every, every, every other couple of days
[01:13.109]I mean, you wear the white sock
[01:14.699]You can wear them probably 1 or 2 days
[01:16.533]Until you try to walk aroun' an' they get caught in the carpet
[01:19.598]Then the dirt used up from the carpet gets up into your sock
[01:23.000]Then you get the little black spots on the side
[01:24.812]Or you can go and get, you know, the different types
[01:29.320]There's other types of socks that's made for shoes
[01:31.099]But then they get funky and your feet start sweatin' and stuff
[01:33.400]Or you can get sweat socks that grab the sweat so they won't be funking
[01:37.427]And you get the powder into put it in
[01:38.693]so you won't get the funk or the funky feet
[01:39.850]Or that little feet and the stink is you have to be the funk
[01:43.371]Cuz when you die you go back to the funk
[01:44.705]And if you got sock funk you got to be funky cause it stinkin
[01:47.308]Or something ran up in your ass and just died