Bremelo(Album Version|Explicit) - Sir Mix-A-Lot

Bremelo (Album Version|Explicit) - Sir Mix-A-Lot
Here＇s a gory kinda story ＇bout an obese freak
With a forty inch waist and a ten inch beak
Overweight and out of shape with a triple chin
Her brassiere strikes fear in the hearts of men
The Girls a bremelo
The Girls a bremelo
Me and Terry hopped a ferry we were lookin Swass
When a dip hit the ship we were almost tossed
It was a big bremelo standing on my toe
An enormous jelly-belly tryin＇ to say hello
I was really kinda frightened as she looked my way
I tried to run because here buns made the ferry sway
To be blunt she was fat and ready for combat
On the way to Bremerton where the fat is at
The Girls a bremelo
Let＇s Go
I＇m not fakin＇ or mistaken＇ ＇bout the big ol＇ duck
She had hairy underarms and a whoppin＇ gut
Her hair was short and wavy drove my pit bull crazy
A Bremerton beast chasin＇ fella＇s in the Navy
At the movie she＇s the feature the Bremerton creature
Ya＇ wear a life jacket if ya ever try and freak her
Look at her physique she ain＇t my kinda freak
The floor creaks when the beast starts reaching her peak
The Girls a bremelo
Change the beat
You can＇t ignore the way she snores ＇＇cause she blows down doors
Baby＇s got the kinda face only a mother adores
A big basket ball head with her ten inch feet
Big lips No hips with the smell of a beast
I couldn＇t put her in my Caddy or my tranny would break
I＇ve heard of dirt because of poverty but she took the cake
When it comes to Kool-Aid the girl would drink it in pints
Ya go to school for twenty years and ya still in the ninth
Ya just a bremelo
Just a bremelo
You big triple chinned unattractive duck
Ya boyfriend beats freaks up to make a buck
Hangin＇ ＇round Third