Undertaker - Monty Python

Undertaker - Monty Python
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Um excuse me is this the undertaker's
呃 打扰一下 这里是殡仪馆吗
Yup that's right
没错 正是
What can I do for you squire
有什么能为您效劳的 先生
Um well I wonder if you can help me
嗯 我在想您是否能帮帮我
My mother has just died and
我母亲刚刚去世
I'm not quite sure what I should do
我不太确定该怎么办
Ah well we can 'elp you
啊 我们可以帮您处理
We deal with stiffs
我们专门处理遗体
Stiffs
逝者
Yea Now there's three things
听着 现在有三种方式
We can do with your mum
来处理你母亲的后事
We can bury her burn her or dump her
我们可以土葬 火化 或者直接丢弃
Dump her
丢弃
Dump her in the Thames
把她丢进泰晤士河
What
什么
Oh did you like her
哦 难道你很爱她吗
Yes
好吧
Oh well we won't dump her then
那我们就不随便丢弃了
Well what do you think:
那么 你觉得呢：
A burner or a burier
火化 还是土葬
Um well um which would you recommend
呃 这个 呃 您推荐哪种方式
Well they're both nasty
其实两种都不太好受
If we burn her she gets stuffed in the flames
如果选择火化 她将被投入烈焰中
Crackle crackle crackle
劈啪作响 劈啪作响 劈啪作响
Which is a bit of a shock if she's not quite dead
若她尚未断气 这着实令人震惊
But quick
但很快
And then you get a box of
你会得到一盒
You can pretend to hers
可以假装是她的
Oh

Or if you don't wanna fry her
若你不愿油炸她
You can bury her
也可以选择埋葬
And then she'll get eaten up by
然后她会被啃噬殆尽
Maggots and weevils
蛆虫与象甲虫
Nibble nibble nibble
一点点 一点点 蚕食
Which isn't so hot if as I said
这可不妙 正如我所说
She's not quite dead
若她尚未完全咽气
I see Um Well I I I I'm not very sure
我明白 呃 这个 我...我...我实在难以决断
She's definitely dead
她确实已离世
Where is she
她现在何处
She In the sack
她在麻袋里
Let's 'ave a look
让我看看
Umm she looks quite young
嗯 看起来挺年轻
Yes she was
是的 她是
FRED
弗雷德
Yea

I THINK WE'VE GOT AN EATER
看来我们遇到个"吃货"
I'll get the oven on
我去把炉子打开
Um er excuse me um are you
呃 那个 打扰一下 请问
Are you suggesting we should eat my mother
你是在建议我们吃掉我母亲吗
Yeah Not raw not raw
对 不是生吃 不是生吃
We cook her She'd be delicious
我们可以烹饪她 她会很美味
With a few french fries
配上些薯条
A bit of broccoli and stuffing Delicious
加点西兰花和馅料 美味极了
What I I
什么 我 我
Well actually
嗯 其实
I do feel a bit peckish - NO No I can't
我确实有点饿——不 不行 我不能
Look
听着
We'll eat your mum Then
那我们就吃掉你妈妈吧
If you feel a bit guilty about it afterwards
要是事后你觉得良心不安
We can dig a grave and you can throw up into it
我们可以挖个坟 让你吐在里面
All right
好吧