Noone Knows I’m Bad - Puffball

Noone Knows I'm Bad - Puffball
I've got this secret that noone really knows
If wimpness is a potion then I got a heavy dose
People think I'm a loser and a bore
But in my home I'm hard to the core
I'm drinking in my room and I'm surfing on the net
Acting macho and the keyboard's getting wet
This room is my playgroud where I set the tone
In here a dork can be bad to the bone
I kick the cat and I light 'em up
Pouring vodka into my soda pop
I crank up the stereo to upset my dad
But outside this house noone knows I'm bad
I wear my leather when the door is locked
And dreams of stealing girls from that football jock
Guess I have to stick with my girlie mag
And let everyone think that I'm a fag
I kick the cat and I light 'em up
Pouring vodka into my soda pop
I crank up the stereo to upset my dad
But outside this house noone knows I'm bad