The Workshop - 尼斯湖水怪(Water Horse)

[ti:Like A Boss]
[ar:The Lonely Island]
[al:Incredibad]
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[00:-04.00]The Lonely Island - Like A Boss
[00:-03.00]LRC by lzh ,from jiangxi pingxiang
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[00:00.51]Mr. Samberg, thanks for coming to your performance review.
[00:03.08]No problem.
[00:04.01]So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say?
[00:06.20]Absolutely, I'm the boss.
[00:07.99]Ok, so take us through the day in the life of a boss.
[00:10.98]Well the first thing I do is...
[00:12.93]Talk to Corporate (Like a boss)
[00:14.26]Approve memos (Like a boss)
[00:15.71]Lead a workshop (Like a boss)
[00:17.27]Remember birthdays (Like a boss)
[00:18.87]Direct work flow (Like a boss)
[00:20.50]My own bathroom (Like a boss)
[00:22.00]Micromanage (Like a boss)
[00:23.60]Promote synergy (Like a boss)
[00:25.19]Hit on Deborah (Like a boss)
[00:26.86]Get rejected (Like a boss)
[00:28.47]Swallow sadness (Like a boss)
[00:30.05]Send some faxes (Like a boss)
[00:31.66]Call a sex line (Like a boss)
[00:33.18]Cry deeply (Like a boss)
[00:34.69]Demand a refund (Like a boss)
[00:36.59]Eat a bagel (Like a boss)
[00:38.25]Harassment lawsuit (Like a boss)
[00:39.69]No promotion (Like a boss)
[00:41.42]Fifth of vodka (Like a boss)
[00:43.06]Shit on Deborah's desk (Like a boss)
[00:44.63]Buy a gun (Like a boss)
[00:46.04]In my mouth (Like a boss)
[00:47.70]Oh, fuck me, I can't fucking do it, shit!
[00:50.78]Pussy out (Like a boss)
[00:52.61]Puke on Deborah's desk (Like a boss)
[00:54.22]Jump out the window (Like a boss)
[00:55.60]Suck a dude's dick (Like a boss)
[00:57.27]Score some coke (Like a boss)
[00:58.86]Crash my car (Like a boss)
[01:00.37]Suck my own dick (Like a boss)
[01:02.16]Eat some chicken strips (Like a boss)
[01:03.65]Chop my balls off (Like a boss)
[01:05.16]Black out in the sewer (Like a boss)
[01:06.90]Meet a giant fish (Like a boss)
[01:08.40]Fuck his brains out (Like a boss)
[01:09.99]Turn into a jet (Like a boss)
[01:11.44]Bomb the Russians (Like a boss)
[01:13.23]Crash into the sun (Like a boss)
[01:14.80]Now I'm dead (Like a boss)
[01:16.45]...Uh-huh, so that's an average day for you then?
[01:20.52]No doubt.
[01:21.81]You chop your balls off and die?
[01:23.63]Hell yeah!
[01:24.74]And I think you said at one point there you suck your own dick?
[01:27.53]Nope.
[01:29.59]I'm pretty sure you did.
[01:31.09]Nah, that ain't me.
[01:32.67]Ok, well then this has been eye opening for me.
[01:35.50]I'm the boss.
[01:36.76]Yeah, no, I got that, you said it about 400 times.
[01:38.91]I'm the boss.
[01:40.43]Yeah, yeah, I got it.
[01:41.16]I'm the boss.
[01:42.08]No, I heard you, see you later!
[01:44.51]Like a boss!
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