Big Jerk - Cassette Kids

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[ar:Eminem]
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[00:00.00]Eminem - My 1st Single
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[ Intro ]
[00:02.54]Ohh!
[00:05.97]Yeah!
[00:09.32]So much for first single on this one
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[ Verse 1 ]
[00:12.04]Shady's the lable
[00:12.84]Aftermath is a stable
[00:14.23]That the horses come out erra
[00:15.51]Of course we're about to stir up
[00:17.14]Some shit that you just mix water with syrup
[00:18.90]It's the mr. picked on Christopher Reeves
[00:20.82]Just for no reason other than the just to tease him
[00:22.95]Cause he was as big as ?? He used to be Superman
[00:25.91]Now we're pourin liquor on the crib in his name for him
[00:28.76]Eminem you wait till' we meet up again
[00:30.96]Fucker I'm kickin your ass for everything you've ever said
[00:34.11]It's one for the money two for the fuckin show
[00:36.44]Ready get set, let's go
[00:37.65]Here comes the fuckin bucko, stompin and stampedin up the damn street
[00:41.12]Like them buffalo soldiers, I told ya I'm bout' to blow
[00:43.69]So look out below, jeronimo, motherfuckers is dominos
[00:46.78]I'm on a roll, around and around I go
[00:49.05]When will I stop? I don't know
[00:50.50]Tryna pick up where the Eminem Show left off
[00:52.72]But I know anything's possible
[00:54.41]Though I'm not gonna top what I sold
[00:56.02]I'm at the top of my game
[00:57.50]That shit is not gonna change
[00:58.88]Long as I got Dr. Dre on my team
[01:00.92]I'll get away with murder
[01:02.22]I'm Michael J. he's like my cock from the day
[01:04.52]We keep the mark from the tapes
[01:05.87]In a safe, locked them away
[01:07.27]Better watch what you say
[01:08.83]Just when you thought you were safe
[01:10.11]Them fuckers got you on tape
[01:11.54]You swear to god you was playin
[01:12.97]Whether or not you was little Joshua
[01:14.78]Gosh I wish I coulda told you to not do the same
[01:17.36]Cause one day it could cost you your name
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[ Chorus ]
[01:19.39]And this was supposed to be my first single
[01:22.32]But I just fucked that up so,
[01:25.11]Fuck it, let's all have fun let's mingle
[01:27.86]Slap a bitch and smack a ho
[01:30.56]This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle
[01:33.52]That you hear on your radio
[01:36.22]But shit's about to hit the shingle
[01:39.12]Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh No
[01:41.57]erra Oh Ah
[01:42.92]erra Oh Ah
[01:44.05]erra Oh Ah
[01:45.53]erra Oh Oh Ah Ah
[01:47.40]Oh Ah erra Oh Ah
[01:49.73]erra Oh Ah erra Oh Oh Ah Ah
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[ Verse 2 ]
[01:53.22]Erra Erra Eric swallowed some generic sleeping pills
[01:55.68]And woke up in bed next to his best friend Derick bare naked
[01:58.30]chicka chicka chicka ..
[01:59.40]And then just turned 16 and used a fake id
[02:01.59]To sneak in  to see R. Kelly
[02:03.57]Hehehehehe, to be so young and naive
[02:06.13]Oh what I wouldn't give to live so Kim and care free
[02:09.23]Paris and Nikki's parents must be so tickled to cherish
[02:11.92]Every picture with their kids with hickeys all over their necks
[02:14.82]Hickory Dickory derr digga
[02:16.56]Look at me work wizardry with these words
[02:18.78]Am I a jerk or just jerk chicken
[02:20.80]Or Chicka chicka chicka chicka jer jer jerkin the chain
[02:23.23]22 jerks and a jerk circle
[02:25.05]Or is it a circle jerk or wait a minute
[02:27.14]What am I sayin, allow me to run it back and rewind it
[02:30.13]rrrbb lemme ask you again
[02:32.68]Am I just jerkin the chain
[02:33.67]Am I bizerk or insane
[02:35.13]Or am I just one of them damn amateurs
[02:37.15]Workin the damn camera filmin one of them
[02:39.72]Paris Hilton home made pornos
[02:41.00]Who keeps tiltin the lens at an angle
[02:43.11]Chicka Chicka
[02:43.72]Just recently somebody just discovered
[02:45.86]Britney and Justin videotapes of them fuckin
[02:48.30]When they were just mouseketeers in the Mickey Mouse club
[02:50.90]And dusted them and went straight to The Source with them
[02:53.19]Cause they coulda sworn someone said Nuh-
[02:55.27]And then tried to erase and record over it
[02:57.41]But if you listen close enough to it you can hear the
[03:00.57]Uh Uh and then the come-to-find-out-it-was-Justin
[03:04.24]Sayin 'I'm done-uh!'
[03:05.62]Come on this was
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[ Chorus ]
[03:06.82]supposed to be my first single
[03:09.05]But I just fucked that up so,
[03:11.91]Fuck it, let's all have fun let's mingle
[03:14.73]Slap a bitch and smack a ho
[03:17.37]This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle
[03:20.26]That you hear on your radio
[03:23.10]But shit's about to hit the shingle
[03:25.85]Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh No
[03:28.34]erra Oh Ah
[03:29.52]erra Oh Ah
[03:30.91]erra Oh Ah
[03:32.32]erra Oh Oh Ah Ah
[03:34.18]Oh Ah erra Oh Ah
[03:36.82]erra Oh Ah erra Oh Oh Ah Ah
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[ Verse 3 ]
[03:39.92]Any opinions or somethin you just wanna get off your chest
[03:42.18]And address it about my lyrics I'd love to hear it
[03:44.69]All you gotta do is pick up the phone and just dial up this number
[03:47.64]It's 1-800-I'm a dick sucker I love to suck a dick
[03:50.56]And if someone picks up you can talk all the shit you want about me
[03:53.55]Just type in your number back and follow it by the pound key
[03:56.48]And I'll be sure to get back
[03:57.73]As soon as there comes a day that I fall out with Dre
[04:00.15]Wake up gay, make up with Ray (Hey!)
[04:02.42]So fuck a chicken, and lick a chicken, and suck a chicken,
[04:04.30]And Beat a chicken, eat a chicken like it's a big cock bawka-bi-kaw!
[04:07.83]Or suck a dick, and lick a dick and eat a dick
[04:09.89]And stick a dick in your mouth
[04:11.23]I'm done you can fuck off
[04:12.57]fucka-fucka offf!
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[ Chorus ]
[04:13.75]And this was supposed to be my first single
[04:16.49]But I just fucked that up so,
[04:19.25]Fuck it, let's all have fun let's mingle
[04:22.14]Slap a bitch and smack a ho
[04:24.76]This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle
[04:27.72]That you hear on your radio
[04:30.47]But shit's about to hit the shingle
[04:33.30]Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh No
[04:35.76]erra Oh Ah
[04:37.19]erra Oh Ah
[04:38.33]erra Oh Ah
[04:39.72]erra Oh Oh Ah Ah
[04:41.63]Oh Ah erra Oh Ah
[04:44.08]erra Oh Ah erra Oh Oh Ah Ah
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[04:58.26]END